Keith and The Girl Comedy Talk Show

Show Notes

• Everybody's Favorite Comedian: Pat Dixon is a funny guy and no one disagrees
• Underage Drinking: A fan wants to sneak his friend into KATG Bingo and can't leave Keith out of it
• Proficient In Piano: Pat is in Chemda's band and thinks they sound so good they don't need to rehearse anymore
• The Better Alcoholic: Pat was mostly a harmless drunk before he went sober
• Jazzy: Pat hates all of Jesse Joyce's potential album titles
• Pick Up Your Fucking Pants: 53% of listeners agree with Keith that there should be a law banning the sagging of pants
• One-Eyed Keith: Keith needed an eyepatch in The Army to properly aim a firearm
• Suck On My Tittie: A Finland doctor sucked on a patients nipple in an attempt to diagnose her
• Fat Fuck Tasters: Ice cream tasters are obese and pretentious about their tasting method
• Cutting and Embedding: Teenagers are sticking pieces of metal underneath their skin on top of just cutting themselves
• BME Pain Olympics: People cut off their genetalia and post videos of the event on the internet
• Dethroned: Larry King passes the torch of the Larry King Live time slot to Piers Morgan
• Cheaters: Modern technology has increased the ways that people cheat on their significant others
• I Just Know: Pat is good at figuring out if someone is cheating because he's cheated before
• Beetlejuice: Glenn Shadix from Beetlejuice and Nightmare Before Christmas has passed away. The world laments.
• Butterstinkers: The Japanese have a word for the smell that caucasians exude due to their dairy heavy diet

Show Notes

• Secrets Revealed: Michael Cole is the secret manager of WWE Raw and the KATG Droid App does actually exist
• Dr. Show-Show: BJason takes a shower during the 24 hr Marathon and leaves his electric toothbrush in Chemda's vibrator drawer
• Bingo Bash: Chemda is performing with her band at KATG Bingo coinciding with Lauren Hennessy's Birthday
• Live From Pittsburgh: KATG is heading to Pittsburgh on October 23rd for a Live Show
• Foxy Lady: Ragan Fox gets kicked off of Big Brother and very few people care
• I'd Put Her Over My Knee: Jerry Lewis raises less money than usual for his Muscular Dystrophy Telethon and wants to smack Lindsay Lohan in the mouth, no lie
• Baby Boomer: Lindsay Lohan hits a baby stroller with her car immediately after getting out of rehab
• Microbrew: Folks are making whiskey out of diabetic's urine because of the high sugar content
• Sherriff LOLZ: A Montana teenager texts his local sheriff by mistake when trying to text his drug dealer
• Critical Condition: Comedian Robert Schimmel dies of injuries related to a recent car accident
• Calling Barrymore's Bullshit: Keith is not impressed by the movie Going The Distance and talks himself out of seeing it
• Wedding Tour: Keith changes the face of weddings by inviting himself to small wedding parties hosted by his friends at their houses
• KATG TV: Keith and Cat's Skype date drama would make excellent entertainment
• Furniture Conversations: Keith practices his stand-up by talking to furniture
• Tarred And Feathered: Keith enjoys the show John Adams and dreams about fucking on top of The United States Constitution
• Scott Pilgrim vs. Moviegoers: Nerds finally see a movie deserving of their tastes and don't know how to handle themselves
• LIFE: The Milton Bradley board game LIFE is homophobic because you can only marry heterosexually
• Whistleblower: Chemda is taking Lauren to a family event and thinks they'll be able to keep their relationship a secret
• Racism and Bigotry: Muslims are reluctant to celebrate Ramadan because it coincides with the World Trade Center tragedy
• The Silence of the Mosque: New York Governor David Patterson demands everyone cease talk about the proposed Ground Zero mosque for the 9-11 weekend
• Book Burning: Florida residents make plans to burn the Qur’an. The worldwide Muslim community is justifiably outraged.
• Saggin: A town in Georgia has made it a crime to sag your pants. What's next?
• The Great Pot Debate: A study shows the benefits of medical Magic Mushrooms sparking marijuana legalization arguments
• Nerdy Tattoos: Jesse James and Kat Von D from LA Link are now dating
• Mad Max: Mel Gibson's ex is demanding 10 times the amount of child support she is currently receiving
• Hit It And Quit It: The infamous JetBlue employee who dramatically exited an airplane via emergency chute quit before he could get fired