871: 4"Stud
I'm gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job.
Notes and highlights from this episode The 4 Stud Fruity Fruity Newsletter: I don't think the dog would say that, Stevie
 Fwd. Fwd. Fwd. Happy New Year
 Friends of Bill W.: Alcoholics Anonymous
 Chemda is the only girl, that's weird
 Keith is sick
 The Kiss Off: Just forget it, Bobby is a sick human being
 2009: No flying cars. No H3O. But plenty of leap seconds
 Chemda is the worst sportsman
 Dane Cook's brother steals from him
 4 Inch Stud Performs
 Missing an arm and a leg: Party! Amputee! Super Party!
 Here's $20 to destroy the house
 Bombing Israel
 George Lucas Fucks You: Star Wars the Musical
 4 Inch Stud is married
 Merry X-Mas: Rite Aid gift surprise!
 Elmo: Money first, picture second
 The Wrestler: Thank You Axel Rose
 Younger Chris: He's alright
 Keith is a cop
 Dick Clark is dead
 Shut up at the movie theater, I might have a gun!
 Polish Man finds his wife working at brothel
870: 1st Annual KATGuh Awards
Was that the first time Chemda realized that she was dating a drunk?
Notes and highlights from this episode Best Fight
 Chemda vs McNally – 74 Hour Podcast
 Keith vs Chemda – Keepin’ it Real
 Max vs Keith and Chemda – 409 New Friend Request
 Hadar vs Chemda – 712 Once a Year
 Most Shocking Moment
 Abortion Surprise – 320 Use a Condom
 Balls Out – 707 Bonus!
 Filtered Urine – 638 Spring Cleaning
 KATG Tattoos – 370 Baby’s First Tattoo
 Most Touching Moment
 Brolo’s Mom – 724 Brother Love’s Mother
 Marriage Proposal – 74 Hour Podcast
 Michael's Way Out – 649 Dead Funny
 WAD – 736 KATG Kills
 Best Musical Performance
 Bobby Mitchell – 74 Hour Podcast
 FMOS – 74 Hour Podcast
 Keith, Chemda, and McNally – 651 KATG the Musical
 Chemda, Patrice, and Keith – 517 Justice
 Best Rant
 Nappy Hair – 480 Rules to Forgiveness
 Jeff – Jeff the Jerkoff
 Brad – 288 Brad’s Awesome Letter
 PodShow and Sirius - 486 HAHA!
 Best Phone Call
 Step Brother Fucker – 320 Use a Condom
 Bobcat Goldthwaite – 368 Bobcat Goldthwaite
 Ein – 715 Our Own Fans
 Gabrielle – 596 Kids Talk
 Best Injury
 Chemda Dehydrated – 139 Who’s Sicker
 Keith’s Toe – 454 Busted
 Michael’s Neck – 709 Cavemen and The Girl
 Deuce Stabbed – 502 Do You Love Me?
 Best Game
 Lick My Suck My – 160 Adam Visits
 1 to 10 Game – 285 Love Meter
 Which Fart is Mine – 709 Cavemen and The Girl
 Kid Nation Game – 601 As Bitch is to Cunt
869: The O-Word
You can have some of my butt.
Notes and highlights from this episode Picking on Jesse Joyce the Comedy Snob
 Pakistan Doesn't Exist, Pizzeria
 The KATGuhs
 How to take care of your baby: Teaching real life lessons
 youtube Comments: You're a double dick
 Some guy will wear your shirt: Free money everyone! Get some!
 Indecent Proposal
 Ask Dina: I'm too sensitive; Dina's father passes away
 Man loses $67 million lawsuit over lost pants
 Pussy Schools: You're not ALL talented
 MADE: Fat effeminate boys want to transform into manly men
 True Life: Hippies live off nature and the grid
 Marshmallow Pigs: Teachers tell you your kids are fat
 Passenger sues airline for making him so drunk he beat his wife
 Egyptian man offers daughter to shoe-throwing Iraqi reporter
 Celebrity Rehab: Jeff Conaway gets kicked out and Andy Dick is a mess
 Jeremy Piven has too much mercury
 Bristol Palin's boyfriend's mother arrested for drug felonies
868: Integrity
I only became a drunk when you started drinking less.
Notes and highlights from this episode Starting with Jesus
 Keith Malley has a clean asshole
 How to Take Care of a Baby: Turns out these tings cry
 Jesse Joyce is outsourced to robots
 Drew Carey cracks himself up
 Stealing Moms: No, I get to pick the price of this item!
 Tesla = White People
 Shot Execution Style: Kid Brooklyn goes to dinner
 Macaques and Nincompoops
 Paul Abdul's stalker commits suicide
 Simon Cowell has integrity
 Mickey Mouse Clubbers get a second chance
 The Office Cameos
 Person of the Year: Barack Obama
 Beyonce wants to be Wonder Woman and Eddie Murphy wants to be The Riddler
 Burger King has a cologne
 The Real Desperate Housewives of Orange County: A room of a Picasos has this better-than-you attitude
 House Husbands of Hollywood
 The Tempestt Bledsoe Show: Chemda is a cat
 Dennis Quaid wins malpractice suit
 Ed McMahon will not be homeless
 New shows on MTV: Meh
 Tom Cruise wanted to kill Adolf Hitler as a child
 Socks the Cat has cancer
 Jessica Simpson only washes her hair twice a month
 Nicole Kidman plays a didgeridoo and ends up barren
 Keanu Reeves still uses a typewriter
867: Smarter Than
Quit rippin' off the fuckin' workin' man!
Notes and highlights from this episode A Bad Day: Yay, ice cream cake!
 Your Fetus is Twittering
 The Price is Right is fixed: Guy wins entire show
 Top Chef is racist... in the good way, I guess
 Comedy Evolves: The Cosby Show was funny and Theo is gay
 Diana's Essay: A+ you little cock tease
 Blow Intern Mike: His nerves need sucked out
 Measuring your child's underwear for research
 Ex-cop's wife disappears for a year so he remarries
 Is this racist?: Muslim arrested for wearing a head scarf
 Muscles Marinara: The Kid from Brooklyn
 Boycott youtube: It's not yours, hippie
866: Watch Your Kids
I just finished. Gotcha!
Notes and highlights from this episode Babysitting: These tings are chick magnets
 Twitter inside my dick-hole
 How do I explain I punched your baby?
 Sean Avery just wants to be a dick
 To Catch a Predator: Dear Santa Claus
 Ass-tapping, what's your defense?
 Pedophiles and Debtors Prison
 Small Town Minds: You have a colorful group of friends
 John Walsh finds his son's murderer
 The news is funny
 Watching your babysitter
 Holocaust enthusiast or denier?: I named my son Adolf, so?!
 Throwing a 60-year-old
 Getting high off of AIDS medicine
 I know I robbed your house, but a ghost won't let me leave
865: Greater Than
You are so fuckin' jealous...
Notes and highlights from this episode Father Malley's Letter: The get your shit together prayer
 Father Joyce's Fire Alarm
 Scott Sigler's Curse
 Iraqi Reporter throws shoes at Bush
 Bigger Stronger Faster: Steroids are great, Bro. Oops I guess you died
 AMAZING!: Woman uses internet while she is asleep
 Sloppy Seconds: Sean Avery is kicked off the team
 SNL goes too far: David Paterson is NOT offended, also a funny guy
 Sharon Osbourne assaults Megan of whore fame
 The Eggsbox 360: Shocker
 Comedy Evolves: I shit on Bill Cosby's face
 KATG in 2008: Marriage, PoPA, Disowned, P! Super P! and the 74-hour Podcast
 Andy Rooney doesn't care what you think
 The Funniest Guy in Greenbay
 Purple is the new Red: No grades lower than 50%
864: Spooky 2.0
It will be on my tombstone.
Notes and highlights from this episode Go Raiders: Daddy doesn't love you
 Dina is Absent
 Twitter Party: Twitter your balls; Finish your story, Intern Mike
 Frost/Nixon: They karate fight and Frost wins
 spooky's stories: This is Kim and she's for your birthday
 spooky and Amber: I hate you, but I really need that yam recipe, P.S. go fuck yourself
 Scores is closing down
 Cheap Vibrators Cause Cancer
 Macaulay Culkin's sister dies
 The Good Son was hi-larious!
863: The Red Pen
We had to have hung out at least three times before threatening to kill me.
Notes and highlights from this episode Patrice is your cardio
 50/50: Do we like Matt?
 Good Parenting: Getting Beat for hiccups and laughs
 Pussifying the World: Red Pens can hurt your feelings
 Comedy/Tragedy: You slit your throat, yay! ...oh no
 Celebrity Rehab: Shifty swallows a heroin balloon; Jeff Conaway kicks his wife
 Keith does Crack
 Bromance and Kentucky Fried Tub Hoes: This whole generation = FAIL
 Twitter Party: Party! Aspie Party!
 The Economic Crisis: Paris Hilton wears happy colors
 Angelina is having another baby
 Woof!: DMX is arrested again
 Janet Jackson and Mariah Carey are pregnant with butterflies
 Hollywood is Pregnant: It's not a clown car people...
 Steve O is on dancing with the stars
 Golden Globe nominations: Place your bets!
 A Period Piece: School is boring and it's KEITH'S fault?!
 JCVD: It's hard to be humble when you're so bad-ass
 Ignorant YouTube Comments: Nigga! Nigga! Kike! Nigga!
862: Yoink
When they're dead I can't make them cry.
Notes and highlights from this episode Heavenly Attire: Peacocking; Bears or Beers?
 F-Mos twitters deep thoughts: lololol
 Buying Your Parent's Love
 Gifting: Candy Salad, Flowers and Alcohol
 Reminding yourself of hate
 Yoink City: Chemda steals food and has learned nothing
 Lighting Shit on Fire: Ah, the ole' country!
 Preparing for Death
 Coming Clean: Do you have children and/or the following venereal diseases?
 Matt changes students lives
 No one remembers Keith
 Food Fight: They got mad cause you cleaned so good
 Everyone is Fat: Bacon is the best condiment
 Britney Spears is #1
 Jews from Queens: KISS will save the music industry
861: His Image
Never been more offended...
Notes and highlights from this episode Picking Jesus out of a crowd: He's definitely not black
 World War II is solved
 Open Bar: I don't need to socialize
 Playing Doctor: Does Keith like you enough to save you?
 Fat Marshmallow Pigs: Oprah falls off the wagon
 Bigger Stronger Faster
 Fantasy Football is Dungeons and Dragons
 Jay Leno is the greatest comic in the history of ever
 Saudi Arabia: Jesus don't know nothin'
 Ben Franklin invents the coonskin cap
 Tom Cruise is on The Hills
 Happily Married: Don't drag me down with you
 How to Talk to Girls: The Movie
 Selling Senate Seats
860: Turn it Down
If you ever just feel like yelling at me: Don't.
Notes and highlights from this episode Five Hail Marries and Two Glory Bes
 A Mother's Love: You didn't know I hated scarves!
 Chinese Democracy: Give it a chance
 Slumdog Millionaire: 20 Thousand Rubies!
 Russell Brand wins Best Stand-Up Award
 Torture Songs: Barney and Disco
 A mum burns WIMP into her daughter's neck
 The Simpsons Porn
 Three's Company: Jack Tripper loves cock sandwiches
 Goodbye Polaroid
 We have this friend: How about don't yell at me
 Party! Birthday Super Party!: Matt B rocks it
 Dream House on Foreclosure
 Employees live paycheck to paycheck: Just be an architect instead!
 Mellow Out: We're going fucking live
859: Get Over Yourself
I don't want my dick back in a knot. Just suck it.
Notes and highlights from this episode Party! Super Birthday Party!
 BYOB: Goldschlager
 Weird ADD: Can you find your shit or not?
 1 Guy, 1 Cup: A jar in your asshole, oops it's broken
 eHarmony for Gays
 OJ Simpson gets 15 years in prison
 Russell Brand plays Arthur
 Jeremymas: Cured!
 Bad Cop directs traffic
 Self-Diagnosis: But I got a free coupon with my batteries, doctor
 Celebrity Rehab: Shifty returns and rape makes you a whore
 Ask Dina: Poor Actress/Waitress wants to mooch off of sugar-daddy; Reverse Racism, waaaah!
 25 Smartest People on TV: Seth MacFarlane and Judd Apatow win
 How to Talk to Girls: A 9-year-old writes a book
 Going to the Spa: Don't forget the butt!
858: No Thank You
You're better than me. The End.
Notes and highlights from this episode Thanksgiving with the Caribbeans: You're just particular, enjoy your mudslide
 Big Time Keith: You're an adult. You make the rules.
 Planned Parenthood Gift Cards: That wouldn't suit my fancy
 Getting rid of AIDS: You're still fat
 Sibling Rivalry: I don't get it, why do you bother doing this?
 Building a Community: No Thanks!
 How to P! Super P!
 Ugandan men booby trapped with literal tits!
 No more Bratz Dolls
 Prussian Blue: Weiss Weiss Weiss
 Britney Spears makes a comeback
 Britney's first husband goes to jail
 Forbes' Best Celebrity Meltdowns
 William Balfour is guilty
 Trophy Wife starring Megan
 Kim Kardashian is an ambassador
 Jessica Simpson goes to college
 Morgan Freeman has a mistress
 The New Apprentice: The Irrelevant Dummy Edition
 Shauna Sands gets beat by her husband
 Jamie Lynn, you're fat because you're pregnant not because you're fat
 A one year old Saudi Arabian is pregnant
 Creed makes a comeback
857: Use Your Illusion
Where are the coloreds getting their water?
Notes and highlights from this episode Pat Dixon has a dick face
 Comedy: Try to find the one good joke in your sad, miserable life
 Black Comedians crack themselves up
 AIDS: The dietary supplement
 Andy Rooney has the Economy Blues
 Old People: I don't need 'em
 Couples Therapy: We've broken up. Problem solved.
 Dr. Pepper: Fuck the free-soda-givers
 Revenge: Better safe than sorry
856: For Crying Out Loud
Sometimes we have really creepy moments.
Notes and highlights from this episode Humans United Against Robots: Get Ready
 Newsy 2.0: Rebirth or Bullshit?
 Your games are casinos, Japan
 Date Day: Fight!
 Black Friday: Save 50 bucks for minor torture and possible death
 New York City: The Land of Peacocks
 Condoms in the Wii Bag
 The PUA Finale: I'm in a contest to kiss? Done!
 A Me Day: Go have fucking fun!
 You Know How Matt B. Gets: Chopsticks vs. Forks
 Pulling Teeth: Spooky, not everyone is invited to P!SP!
 Your number is on the iPhone commercial
 Greg Giraldo wins the roast
 The Wild West Comedy Show: Vince Vaughn is gay and full of wisdom
 Foreplay isn't good for your vagina
 Keith goes on a diet, again
 Boys get drunk on mineral water at restaurant
 An Eye for an Eye: Jealous man must have his eyes burned with acid
 Call of Duty: Why do I have to do all the work?
 Gay penguins steal eggs from straight birds
 McNally and Ayn don't click
855: Nerve
I will destroy your life. I'm not kidding.
Notes and highlights from this episode Crazy Mike relapses
 Carnage in India, Al Qaeda bombs the subway
 Mike quits comedy and moves to LA with his dick in his hand
 Auditioning: You'd be great for the role if you didn't suck at this
 Brook Burke wins Dancing with the Stars
 The Bitch Smack: Punching your way to friendship
 New York Courtesy: You're too nice, asshole
 Newsy 2.0: From Gossip Queen to Dick Collector to Nice Guy
 AA: Fuck your life, I'm here!
 The Worst Thing Mike Has Ever Done
854: Hit 'Em!
Sounds a little Hate Crime to me...
Notes and highlights from this episode iPhone Malfunction
 Don't Stand So Close: Every song is about fucking
 Hate Crimes: I don't know who I can and can't punch, MY LIFE IS CHAOS!
 Jodie Sweetin gets divorced
 Playing with the Panda Bears: But they're so soft in teddy-bear form!
 You owe me $20 million, President Bush!
 Surprise, it's my dick in a jar!
 Illegal Fake Dicks: Do your research!
 Fat Marshmallow Pigs: I didn't sign up to be fat on TV!
 Oops, I forgot my rifle
 Your sibling is an asshole and it's all your fault
 Family Christmas: But we hate each other!
 Australia is racist
853: Act Like a Man
Get ready to punch your friend in the face.
Notes and highlights from this episode Van Halen, Las Vegas
 $200 Red Bull
 Cheech writes Mexicany children's books
 The Best Joke Ever: Wetbacks, wet blacks, fat hacks and blackjack
 Star Struck: You know me from television!
 Gambling: My money is more important than your money
 Bankrupt: But I NEED my million dollar jets!
 Relax, John Lennon, the Vatican forgives you
 Self-Publishing: Keith's book is fucked
 Tears or Tits: BenVuhHuh's new girlfriend
 Prejudice Minorities: E-Harmony doesn't like gays
 In love with your friend-with-benefits
 PUA, Keep Your Diginity: It's beautiful how you spread your legs while you sit, sluuuurrp
 Hitting Your Friends: Stop it!
 The Cathouse Menu: Alright, what's in that one? Blowjobs and fruit?
 Jesse Joyce's website uses frames, does he do math with an abacus too?
 Giving Away Your Store: Oops, I twittered my business away
852: Told Ya So
They have to admit that Keith Malley is nicer than Adam Curry.
Notes and highlights from this episode Forgetting Sarah Marshall is funny
 Sarah Palin pardons one turkey and kills 1,000
 Mevio fucks with Dawn and Drew: First dance for us, no, but seriously, do not be difficult
 Keith is beautiful: Your fans are hilarious the way they make me cry!
 Gay and Super-Gay: You are whatever package you're rocking at the time
 Comical Radio: Hey what's up, niggas?
 Old Friends: Don't listen to the show, but by the way, I have a show
 Dr. Pepper gives away free soda for Chinese Democracy
 Mikaeel Jackson is Muslim
 Goodness Gracious: Bartender sets woman on fire
 Instant Darwinism: Florida teen kills self in internet chat room
 Miss America, you're a bitch
 Twilight: 100 year old vampire tries to fuck 17-year-old girl
851: The Ol' Switcheroo
I demand that everyone act appropriately.
Notes and highlights from this episode The Relationship... is finished
 Make it Clap: Patrice is doubly gyno'ed with a thumb in her butt
 Marina you're fat: He's not a guy goddamn it!
 Keith's breasts milk taste like beer
 Your dorm is racist
 Prostitute Milk: I'm not asking for a waterfall
 Chad Blue knows how I shoot: Rapper gets 20 years after writing song about shooting
 That's not an apology, Intern
 Woman owes 1 cent on her mortgage and loses her shit
 Paris Hilton and Benji Madden break up
 Criss Angel sucks the lip gloss off Holly Madison
 The Sexiest Men Alive
 Suge Knight sues Kanye West and Police for losing his earrings
 Britney Spears' $20K Christmas card
 Taco Bell sues 50 Cent back
 50/50: Madonna and Guy divorce
850: Newsy's Twat
Here's a picture of my dick. That should tide you over.
Notes and highlights from this episode Cindy Adams and the amazing 20-Cent Breakfast
 Family Christmas: Meh
 Charlie Texts: Nigga, call me!
 The Emotional Penis
 Payback: Newsy's Penis
 Gay sex is hard
 Guys: Damn girl, do you have a permit for that ass?
 Being a PUA: I didn't even want all the pussy!
 My Bad doesn't make all the pain go away, Intern
 Caffeine or Decaf? Doesn't matter, because you're an asshole!
 Alexandra Dupre apologizes for fucking your husband
 spooky returns from Australia
 Hugh Jackman is the sexiest man alive
 Florida Voters write in Hillary Clinton, None of the Above, Ron Paul, Chuck Norris and Jesus
849: The Pick-Up Artist
If someone hands you The Meaning of Life, how do you go on living?
Notes and highlights from this episode Meh, Frenemies and Borange Juice
 You've Stolen My Essence: Crying at your Gyno
 Soccer Players take off pants to block goalie's vision
 Mike the Pick-up Artist: Peacocking and Fuck Oil
 Never go on a first date on salvia
 Big Marshmallow Pigs: Richard Simmons and Dr. Phil
 Your older sister can suck two cocks at once
 1 to 10: What is Myka?
 Rachel Ray in Maxim
 Being the Loudest is being the Douchest
 Mike helps Gilbert understand Keith's Justice
 Weird Compliments: You're so funny!...today
848: Timing is Everything
Yes, you were a jerk. Everyone hates you for what you did.
Notes and highlights from this episode James Bond makes $74 million this weekend
 Toucans like cock: Intern Mike does written stand-up
 College: PotatoE's professor shits himself
 The Pick-Up Artist: Mystery, you're hat is stupid, and that is MY neg
 Wanda Sykes is a homo
 The Podfather: Ricky Gervais, you're only funny half the time
 Can I have Emerald Status on your asshole?
 Keith hates all his XBox friends
 The Hammer
 Our buddy Vince is coming back to Queens
 Writing a book for Jodie Sweetin = $$$$
 Spanish Nectar Aye Yie Yie: You can't taste the vodka at all
 You're drunk, Chemda!
 Big Marshmallow Pigs: West Virginia is the fattest city in the world
 911 Operators are douches
 Victimizing your Robber: I need my laptop
 Woman gets caught for making her children panhandle
847: Baby's First Show
All your compliments offend me.
Notes and highlights from this episode Alone on Thanksgiving
 The Baby Whisperer
 Child Bearing: I didn't knock her up
 Call of Duty: Let's get those fucking Nips
 Twittering Plants
 Your mom still bathes you
 Don't shake the baby
 Madonna's lists; Your parents hate each other
 Projectile poo and 8-second long farts
 Woman's Integrity: I can't have sex with an old rich asshole
 A man had a baby!: Fuck you and go fuck yourself
 Ask Bipolar Dina: How to Entertain Guests by Dina: Hot Pockets and Pizza Bites; Am I a freak because I am single?
 A Vote for Obama is a Vote for Satan
 Voting for the Issues: Honey, this is boring
 Big Marshmallow Pigs: Woman divorces husband after infidelity on Second Life
 Man gets hit in the balls and gets 1.2 million dollars
 Charles wants to be King
 Kanye West is the voice of our generation
846: The Crazy and the Drunk
Can I get a party size glass of that?
Notes and highlights from this episode Prisoner launders himself out of jail
 Gang member too fat for his cell
 German causes gas explosion while trying to kill himself
 Mainline on the nuts: Paula Abdul's stalker commits suicide
 The Greatest Singers of All Time
 John Mayer gets a variety show
 Jennifer Aniston says Angelina Jolie is so uncool
 Adam Sandler's daughter has a rough face
 Mad TV is cancelled
 The Neverland Ranch: Sold!
 Town of Batman Turkey sues Batman Movie
 Stephen Baldwin gets Hannah Montana tattoo
 Intern Mike is a druggie and PotatoE is a drunk
 The Chocolate Show: Patrice dances with a monkey
 Jesse Metcalfe falls off a balcony and survives
845: Keith's Friends
You're not gonna pervert our relationship.
Notes and highlights from this episode Brother Love is human cocaine
 Just go to the strip club, damn it!
 Keith Malley is a Veteran
 Beth from Philly's tits
 I'm gonna go home and get naked. Well, I'm gonna go home and eat a sandwich
 The Kebob Kings
 Keepin' It Real
 Powder my breasts; Clean my asshole
 Hiccups for a Year
 Your roommate is an asshole, but so sweet when he wants to be
 Sellout: No, you cannot draw a home to live in
 Cooking Oil in Your Face
844: City Country
You know what's in my brain right now? Fucking you, 9-year-old.
Notes and highlights from this episode Mike the Intern cleans out the cum keyboard
 Gun Sales Go Up, White Presidents Go Down
 My uterus is currently occupied
 Leave the house
 You're responsible, kill yourself
 Rated R.
 Dr. Phil talks about Salvia: So, it's bad?
 Ace Freely is gay
 Your kids are stupid
 BBC fires racist radio host
 Brolo's sister draws black penises
 Stop Snoring: The the only time you may hit a woman
 Don't pick up the phone, your girlfriend's a bitch
 Party Super Party After Party Jerk Off Room
 3-Ways and Kid Rock
 Team Keith and Beth
 Kelly Pickler, you're a liar!
 The Cougar: You're a Giver. And Done.
 Ding Dong Ditch: You're going to the Moseses
 Mexican Nectar Aye Yie Yie
843: Grownups
You get nothing until you apologize to me!
Notes and highlights from this episode Melissa Etheridge stops paying taxes
 Your T-shirt is you for the day
 Quit your laughing at the dead, Keith and Chemda
 Live Shows are too expensive
 Eats Paste: Jesus must not have been a breast man
 Dawn and Drew: You get nothing until you apologize!
 Steven Lipski urinates on your head
 You're a drunk
 Party! Super Party! and soup
 Keith's List
 Playing like Adults: Yay, we're hosting a party! Weee!
 Trivial Pursuit: Genius Edition!
 Dark Lobe has atheist depression
 Selling Keith Out
842: Runaway
You have the disease that I don't like to hang out with.
Notes and highlights from this episode Tim Robbins wants attention
 Coin Toss settles school board tie
 The Chocolate Show: Don't sharpie me
 Michael Ian Black: I only enjoyed him because I enjoy him
 The Happening: I just turned into rice, THE END
 Role Models: 10 stars
 Gilmore Girls starring Sebastian Bach
 Celebrity Rehab 2: Tawny Kitaen craves rehab; Rodney King, you can't predict the future; Gary Busey, your face is crooked
 I Don't Pity You: You're still a murderer and you're still a shitty boyfriend
 15-year-old runs away with XBox, falls out of tree and dies
 If you feel like an amputee then you should be an amputee
 Ask Dina: Should Steve move?; New Fucking York City; Jenny has a crush on a dentist; Dina has a drinking problem
 Smokers cannot foster children
 Woman drives rapist to police station after he falls asleep
 Financial Expert: I want this at a different price, in a different portion, made with different ingredients
841: Ladies' Troubles
This is going to end badly.
Notes and highlights from this episode Black Christmas: Negroes stand in line and behave
 Erykah Badu is a fake Kwanzaa Black, put your afro back on
 The Salon Incident: I don't take pills for this, Nigger!
 You honestly think all drugs should be illegal?
 Woman demands aerosol can be returned to continue her buzz
 Allison the Huffer: frrrrrrrrpt
 Sarah Palin doesn't know history and shit
 Bill O' Reilly: We'll do it live, fuck it!
 Tim Robbins has the right to vote
 Amy Winehouse fights photographers in celebration!
 Celebrity Rehab 2: 10 thousand stars!
 Sex in the City: Let's make a sequel!
 Justin Timberlake has ugly in his dick
 Jessica Simpson's hairdresser fights the paparazzi
 Carnie Wilson is a bitch
 Reality TV: Bodega and Polo
 Tracy Morgan doesn't go to strip clubs
 Lance Bass is winning Dancing with the Stars
 Danny Bonaduce pays $16K a month in wife tax
840: Erection Day
The problem is your penis wasn't out.
Notes and highlights from this episode Hope and Change wipes the slavery slate clean
 Bobby Kennedy calls it
 Germans engineer babies and make cars
 Assassinated: We do not need an A-Rab president; Barack Hussein Obama
 Jesse Jackson is full of shit
 Yes, I voted for him because he's black, but that doesn't make me a racist!
 Patriotic Titty Bars: Keith has a dick innie
 Jesse defends the whores
 Pulling Your Penis Out: So, what do we do next?
 Michael Crichton dies
 Jesse is Haughty
 You didn't do salvia, you were raped
839: Master Debater
If he's wet, he's a pedophile!
Notes and highlights from this episode The Awkward Kings of Comedy: I don't get it
 Hannibal's girlfriend gets weird, but that's expected
 Abraham Lincoln is actually not black
 Throw veterans a vote, how could that hurt?
 Getting Waxed: They're sneaking Muslims in here
 Retards vote for everything twice
 Ten Dollar Dentist
 Old Lady Cursive
 Indecent Proposition: drugs are good
 You just smack her and I'll worry about the rest
 Joe the Plumber
 Alaskan leaders get tried for corruption
 Just Desserts: You don't get to be a whiny little bitch in the army, Jew!
838: Vote Obama
The phone number's open for your apology, you fuckin' bitch.
Notes and highlights from this episode Re Up: 'Cause I'm a bad motherfucker
 Apple Records holds a grudge against iTunes
 The Whistle Register
 Charlie tries to kill himself
 Balut: Fertilized Duck Embryo Abortions
 PotatoE does Salvia
 All MS Sympathizers are Liars: Hilter is fucking you in the ass, Carissa
 The Brotherhood: A thousand snot blowing Asians
 Ex-Convict guns down trick-or-treater
 Prank calling Sarah Palin
 Live on a Big Boat: This video is nonlinear, as in you watch it in a field
 Vagina roons lives
 Jonathon Ross loses 2.4 million dollars for being the bloody funniest comedian ever
 CaptainFantasticFasterThanSupermanSpidermanBatmanWolverineHulkAndTheFlashCombined
 Groom sets fire to wedding to avoid marriage; I'd rather burn a building down than confront your bullshit
837: N.D.P.A.C.
Good comedy is based on research.
Notes and highlights from this episode Handing out Candy: The fuck are all these kids doing here?!
 Chris' Girlfriend: Your personality is having a hard time
 Psychic Bitch: YOU ARE A DUMB BITCH, CHARLIE WANTS TO KEBAB YOU
 Kid Capricious: you're just as bad as a child molester
 Ask Dina: Dina is having a bad year; Jimmy's friend is going to kill himself; Will my babies come out retarded?
 Politics: More democrats are voting; 20 calls a day, Republicans!
 Let's help retards vote, a-duh-buh-duh Obama duh-buh
 Only Assholes Get MS: KATG share a seat with their colleague in hate, Adolf Hitler
836: Breathless
Do we need to stop this?
Notes and highlights from this episode Twittering Drunks
 McNally does Salvia
 Rest in Peace and 50 Other Hilarious Stories
 Jennifer Hudson's brother-in-law did it!
 Hilary Duff: Reach Out and Touch Me
 If you jerked to Beyonce's left, you're gay
 Rob Reiner's mom dies
 Jeff Ross's Aunt Tique
 Joaquin Phoenix quits
 Aldo is Patrice's gay husband
 Kids are cunts and people are bullshit
 Soul Men and The Last Dragon: Get your black out
 Candid Camera Halloween: No candy for you!
 Madonna and Guy Ritchie divorce: I understand that my actions have upset you...
 Britney's dad is still in control
 AC/DC and The Beatles do Guitar Hero, mmmm money!
835: Coconut in the Garage with the Noose
You have the right to remain silent.
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