Show Notes

• Pass The Fags: Let us get some strumpets, My Lord! I just got done with a game of wacky ball! Pip Pip!
• RockNRolla: What am gunna fockin' do is go back heer and git my fockin' gun
• The Hurt Locker: Only Adam Brown is allowed in Keith's foxhole, he proved himself whilst Keith was peeing
• Mardi Gras: Just walk into people's houses and start partying with them, everybody knows a John
• Unteachable: I didn't know I was allowed to sleep with 50 people! Now I feel stupid! I'm owed one!
• Duvet Is Closed: It was pretentious, eating off a bed at a restaurant with only 5 things on the menu. Also they loved rape.
• Fancy Bathrooms: I'm not convinced I didn't take a piss on a fish tank
• Our Little Genius: Parents gamble their idiot savant kids for money
• Reign Of Fire: They hit the core of the Earth and dragons came out
• Movies With Leaves: You think Keith is going to like this movie? Well why don't you email him all about it instead of me?
• Definitely, Maybe: Ryan Reynolds gets kidnapped, they bury him alive, he has a pocket knife and a lighter, let's watch for 2 hours
• Busted: One of the girls accused of robbing Lindsay's house was seen wearing Lindsay's necklace at the court hearing
• Viva Forever: The Spice Girls have a musical and Keith jerks off to Spice World
• Pirates Of The Caribbean: Johny Depp is pissy because they're replacing the director of these already shitty movies
• Still Relevant: Amy Fischer will be stripping for Haiti, donating a portion of her earnings to the cause
• We Are The World: Kanye West is not invited to the Haiti telethon
• Happy Feet: Brittany Murphy only took pills for her menstrual cycles, FYI
• A Disney Movie: Michael Lohan adopts a dog. You kick a pussy, you get a dog
• Tales Of The Hoff: David Hasselhoff gets a TV show where he tries to make his daughters singers
• Gilmore Girls: Your mom is your best friend, you need to go outside
• Crackhead: Amy Winehouse was removed from a live performance of Cinderella