1120: Love Your Pet

Show Notes

• — Mostly Morning Zoos: I drink my coffee and I'm right to work! This coffee's good, bang bang!
• — Back to Front: Make sure to wipe your ass so you don't get the shit in your vagina, Kyle
• — Red Light District: In Amsterdam you're allowed fucking animals, however time is running out!
• — I'm Gonna Getcha: If I make THEM feel better about themselves, they're a cougar
• — An Unteachable Ho: I think most women are unteachable, I'll say it. I've never gotten a good blow job .
• — Your Spicy Ex: I wanted no children or religion. She wanted a penis with no eyeballs.
• — Your OK Cupid Profile: If you don't like Mel Brooks, we're not gonna date!
• — Lost: Enjoy your closure, Lost will continually beat you on a regular basis
• — Instant Message: This is the part of my message where I tell you you're pretty and we have a lot in common, but I won't. Also, I love bulldogs.
• — Edge of Darkness: They should have called this movie Very Boring, cause it totally was
• — Keith Hates Movies: I don't like 90% of people, let alone 90% of movies!