1130: Really, Keith?

Show Notes

• — Google Buzz: The presumptuous social networking site that gets your ass beat and ruins your life
• — Your Package: There are ways of getting a vibrator that don't involve a talk show host
• — You DO NOT Doodle: A 12-year-old doodles on a desk and gets handcuffed
• — Tax Return: A man deliberately crashes a plane into an IRS building
• — Gary Coleman Is Sad: I don't waffle! If people believe I am waffling then they can go and do what ever they need to do!
• — Thanks Dad!: Lindsay Lohan is in compliance with A.A. Michael Lohan thinks she should be in rehab anyway.
• — Disney's Prom: Disney rips off the Breakfast Club
• — American Pie 4: No word if the original cast members will be in the movie, but I wouldn't count on it
• — Nerd Mockumentary: Do Nerds know that we're all making fun of them?
• — Friends With Benefits: They're friends who love people, but have to deal with just fucking them
• — Courtney Love Speaks: I married Kurt Cobain, he killed himself, I got his money, shrug
• — Hawaii Five O: Just make a different cop show in Hawaii, no one knows what you're talking about anyway
• — Pitch Black 2: The most wanted men in the galaxy must deal with trisons. You know, three-legged bisons.
• — Happy Meals: Burger King employees put pills in your food. How are they just giving away vicodin? Those are expensive!