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1143: New and Notable

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Show Notes

• Punch Her In The Cunt: What Do We Do Now? is on it's second printing after just a week of being on sale
• Mat And Danni Have Sex: We did an interview with another couple. I think it broke them up.
• Mood Lipstick: A new woman's lipstick turns red when she is aroused, now rapist know when you're asking for it
• Fake Cigarettes: I'd rather you lit a real one because that thing is fucking stupid
• Moral Support: I don't think I've ever seen Big Jim be funny, but good luck to him
• Keith Wins: Poker is no longer homosexuals as I had previous reported because I got first place
• Respect Your Elders: An 83-year-old gave a 99-year-old an old fashioned whooping with a steering wheel lock
• MTV Italy: Jersey Shore will air in English with Italian subtitles, but they know what Guido means so it'll be fine
• Time Capsule: Someone stole booze from a time capsule, meanwhile you can still get booze 25 years later
• The Iditarod: They're banning pot in this sled dog competition because it makes Lance Mackey stronger
• Irreplaceable: Spencer Pratt was fired from The Hills for not looking vacant enough
• True Hate: Of course Dan tells long boring stories, of course Ray is retarded, these are facts
• The Stand-Off: We are equally funny, but if I lose I am less likely to kill myself than Pat Dixon

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Jesse Joyce
Jesse Joyce
Mat and Danni fight over the book
Mat and Danni fight over the book
Mat busts a cap in that bitch
Mat busts a cap in that bitch
Gay Vapor Cigarettes
Gay Vapor Cigarettes
l: Decaying 100-year-old, r: Young buck 89-year-old
l: Decaying 100-year-old, r: Young buck 89-year-old
Lance Mackey
Lance Mackey
Unemployed Spencer Pratt
Unemployed Spencer Pratt