Show Notes

• BBCOCK69 Bowling: Keith wins the first game with a 108, while Emmy scores a 7
• S'Mac: The restaurant that only sells mac and cheese was voted Best New Gimmick in Time Out NY
• Where You At?: Keith tracks all his Facebook friends' locations
• The Mayor Of Cathryn: Four Square participants can become the mayor of places they visit all the time
• The NY Pizza Burger: 4 whopper patties, mozzarella, pepperoni and marinara sauce
• Sh*t My Dad Says: Starring William BLEEPing Shatner in a show that has nothing to do with the book
• An Oldie But A Goodie: Betty White wins her 5th Emmy for hosting Saturday Night Live
• Husband Stitch: Chinese woman are getting their hymens reconstructed to attract men who like virgins
• 3D Porn: Keith watches 3D Porn and enjoys it, it's like they're in the room with you!
• People Don't Read Magazines: A study claims that young people read magazines, which is a flat-out lie
• Speidi's Sex Tape: Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag have an accidental sex tape on purpose
• Your Punishment: A man pimps out his daughter as a babysitter after she misses her curfew
• 28 And 40: Sookie and Vampire Bill get married even though he is 640-years-old
• Your Triggers: Jeremy London and his ex-wife Melissa go to Celebrity Rehab together. Real healthy.
• 111 Miles Per Hour: Drivers try to hit this mark in order to see a ghost biker behind them
• Extra Storage: A 19-year-old has 45 dollars fall from his asshole after he is arrested
• Death Dealers: The Iranian president is bragging about his awesome bombs for killing
• No Mosque: Keith still believes there should be no mosque near ground zero, and the cultural center won't reveal where its funding is from
• Ambassadors: Wyclef Jean is trying to prove that he did live in Haiti for 5 years so he can run for president
• Fidel Cashflo: A guy bumped into another guy and ended up getting killed in a bar brawl
• Serendipity?: A woman found out her son was dead and buried while attending her brother's funeral
• Vase With Flowers: The Van Gogh painting has been stolen twice from the same museum
• You're Outed: A listener says that a deaf bum isn't really deaf and the 'deaf' bum turns around after hearing him
• Bitches Be Stupid, Damn: Sam's girlfriend of 4 months unexpectedly loses her shit when she misses her flight. The bitch also won't pay for dates.
• Equal Pay: Women still expect men to pay for dates, although they will pretend to look for money in their purses when the check arrives