1242: GET OUT OF MY LIFE!

Show Notes

• — Shower Dumps: Keith partied too hard and has to shower because his stool is so messy
• — Shitting at Home: Some folks have to go home from work and social events to release their bowels, including Chemda's brother
• — Your Show Used To Be So Great: Fans can't let go no matter how much they hate the show
• — Twitter Promotion: Andy Kindler can't fill comedy clubs even though he was a judge on Last Comic Standing
• — Mosque Insensitivity: The rest of America is out of touch with New York and how we feel about 9-11
• — Bargains: Keith finds tuna salad and VHS tapes at the flea market
• — Team Werewolf: Keith thinks vampires are fags, and he thinks Ragan Fox is a vampire
• — Absinthe Bro!: Keith argues with Adam over whether or not Absinthe is real
• — Bleep My Dad Says: William Shatner stars in another show about sad as shit couples who never fuck
• — Ghetto Fights: It would have been more interesting to watch out the window in the Bronx than to sit through Ghetto Fights #6
• — Undercover Boss: What could have been a great show about all the slacking low-level employees do turns into a bunch of sob stories and feel-good moments
• — Burger-Off: Keith still feels cheated about losing the KATG Burger-Off
• — Dancing with The Stars: The Dancing With The Stars roster is announced, including gems of society such as Bristol Palin, Jennifer Grey, David Hasselhoff and Jersey Shore's very own The Situation
• — Chemda's Band: Chemda gets a band together for her upcoming show
• — That Douchebag That Does a Podcast in Montana: Mat from The Jamhole does a show making fun of Keith's Skype Dates to get people to listen, new listeners find out his show is too horrible to sit through
• — Cock Blocking: A listener is distraught over her boyfriend's bitch of a friend
• — Online Social Science: Everyone lies about everything on their online dating profiles
• — The Poor House: Chemda is afraid to use too many Zip-Loc bags and Keith has to share bathwater with his siblings
• — Calling out Sick: Excuses to get out of a waiter job trap a listener in a lie when co-workers start consoling her on her fake dead relative
• — Starlets and Their Drugs: Paris Hilton gets arrested in Las Vegas for possession of cocaine then tweets about her appearance on the local news