Show Notes

• Everybody's Favorite Comedian: Pat Dixon is a funny guy and no one disagrees
• Underage Drinking: A fan wants to sneak his friend into KATG Bingo and can't leave Keith out of it
• Proficient In Piano: Pat is in Chemda's band and thinks they sound so good they don't need to rehearse anymore
• The Better Alcoholic: Pat was mostly a harmless drunk before he went sober
• Jazzy: Pat hates all of Jesse Joyce's potential album titles
• Pick Up Your Fucking Pants: 53% of listeners agree with Keith that there should be a law banning the sagging of pants
• One-Eyed Keith: Keith needed an eyepatch in The Army to properly aim a firearm
• Suck On My Tittie: A Finland doctor sucked on a patients nipple in an attempt to diagnose her
• Fat Fuck Tasters: Ice cream tasters are obese and pretentious about their tasting method
• Cutting and Embedding: Teenagers are sticking pieces of metal underneath their skin on top of just cutting themselves
• BME Pain Olympics: People cut off their genetalia and post videos of the event on the internet
• Dethroned: Larry King passes the torch of the Larry King Live time slot to Piers Morgan
• Cheaters: Modern technology has increased the ways that people cheat on their significant others
• I Just Know: Pat is good at figuring out if someone is cheating because he's cheated before
• Beetlejuice: Glenn Shadix from Beetlejuice and Nightmare Before Christmas has passed away. The world laments.
• Butterstinkers: The Japanese have a word for the smell that caucasians exude due to their dairy heavy diet