1301: Good Golly Miss Molly

Show Notes

• — Stonehenge: Keith's book has arrived to the studio without a hitch, and you can now order it for real
• — Pegging Party: Keith should have invited everyone to a sex party, not a packing party
• — Hitler's Skin Choice: John and Molly should be serial killers, even though everyone already suspects them
• — As Empty As A Hobo's Stomach: John quits his job at an ad agency and gets a job teaching poetry
• — Fuck Whoever: John takes a laizze faire approach to being a sibling
• — Why?: Molly loves Four Loko. She can't get enough of it. Seriously, there are so many flavors!
• — 100%: LittleMissKhaos writes a paper for her Sociology class about Four Loko, using KATG as a reference
• — The Joker: A man swallows cocaine in an attempt to avoid getting caught, and then takes a ridiculous mugshot while high
• — Be Nice: There is no need for a dislike button on YouTube and Facebook
• — Movie Reviews: Keith sees The Losers and likes it, then sees The Social Network and loves it
• — Tricks: The twins in The Social Network were actually one person, and hardly any of the movie is filmed at Harvard
• — Wired In: People who write code for a living are borderline autistic
• — Slurring Your Words: Molly could conduct her own intervention by listening back to this episode
• — Long and Boring: Keith sees North By Northwest and learns how to run away from an airplane
• — Who Are These People?: Celebrity Rehab Season 4 starts with even more obscure celebrities
• — Fatty McFat-Fat: Bristol Palin made $345,000 on Dancing With The Stars, getting paid more than players who win The World Series
• — T.J.Maxx: Women in Oklahoma was arrested for hiding stolen goods in their fat rolls
• — Don’t Leave Me Dead: Celebrities stop Tweeting and Facebooking to symbolize their death in order to raise money to fight AIDS. So fucking helpful.
• — Lots Of Work: John and Molly acknowledge that it's hard to make a podcast
• — Endless Massage: Chemda has an awesome birthday with Lauren, proving that Keith never had a chance