1550: Ladies' Man

Show Notes

• — Bigger And Better: KATG Week 2012 features 5 events in 4 days and Pat Dixon is hosting the opening Rock Band party
• — 35 Extra Pounds: Adele has a new boyfriend and their happiness is slowing down her career
• — Light Perversion: Pat was married and divorced twice and has decided not to try again
• — Almost for Sure: Women love Pat's Nearly Naked Lady Hour and its top performer Vikki Badd
• — Cancer And Wrinkles: Pat stopped masturbating last June, and Keith hasn't masturbated since Cat arrived
• — The Fonz: Pat doesn't think his stand-up is misogynistic
• — Checking In: A Pennsylvania man installed a listening device in his estranged wife's bed to avoid her when she was having sex
• — Rhythm: A UK woman has formed romantic relationships with her drum kit and the Statue of Liberty
• — That Sounds Better: Steven Seagal and his show are being sued for pretending a farmer was a cockfighting breeder
• — Medicine Ball: Staff at Mario Batali's restaurants have had their tips skimmed illegally by managers
• — Nnnghuuuhhhh: An 18-year-old with cerebral palsy died after he was forced to wear a homemade neck brace by his teacher
• — Let's Practice: Keith is appearing on The NYC Crime Report
• — Connections: A woman running an extremely high-priced brothel is refusing to give up her rich and powerful clients