1590: The One That I Want

Show Notes

• — Today's show sponsored by MP Jewellery
• — Summer Plans: Van Halen canceled 30 dates on their summer tour with David Lee Roth
• — Ambush Bar Show: Ray shat on a show he and Tim used to do together
• — Surf Reality: Happy birthday to Faceboy who changed Chemda's life
• — Abandonment: Tim tends to latch onto any woman who can make him happy because his model for relationships is romantic comedies
• — Polite: Tim thinks sex is overrated and doesn't care if it's pleasurable for him
• — Sucked In: A listener wrote in asking advice on whether to go out with a married woman
• — Brittle Boy: Tim saw a mean old woman get put in her place on the subway, and Chemda saw two Asian guys in a one-sided fight
• — Wildlife: Keith saw and loved Sacha Baron Cohen's The Dictator, but the paralyzed ticket booth worker had a bad attitude, and Keith lost his wallet
• — Hulk: Keith got John Petrie's mugshot and plans to write him a letter
• — What If It's A Curse: A Wal-Mart customer went to get her oil changed and found Satanic imagery scribbled on her oil tank
• — 5 For 5: A Michigan teenager found a human finger in his Arby's sandwich, a McDonald's customer found a deep-fried cockroach in the hash browns, and Keith encountered a Popeye's customer who bit into glass in their chicken
• — Peanut: A Chinese man licked an endangered monkey's ass to save its life
• — And Then The Pun: A man called the police on a restaurant that cut him off after he had 12 pieces of fish as part of an all-you-can-eat special
• — Hot Potato: 3 members of The Wiggles are quitting
• — Just Once Then: John Travolta started to blow his Grease co-star Jeff Conaway in his sleep
• — And Scene: A 67-year-old man died after getting multiple lap dances at a Texas strip club