1681: True Horror

Show Notes

• — Prostate Cancer: November is a time for mustache growth
• — Cabin Fever: Con Ed plans to restore power one of these days.
• — Lauren's Favorite Holiday: New York's Halloween parade was canceled as were Chemda's costume plans
• — Went City: Jonnie Flatbush reported on Sandy's aftermath live from Manhattan
• — Trick: Chemda and Lauren had trick-or-treaters for the first time ever. Now jack-o'-lanterns are a thing.
• — Tear You Down With A Frown: Chemda saw Cool As Ice and Larry Crowne. She and Emmy are very good friends.
• — It Was Freaky: Keith and Cat swapped ghost stories on Halloween. Thin walls bring neighbors together.
• — Elbows Only: Keith figured out the secret to reliable high-fives
• — OooooOOooooHHhhh: Keith ponders the paranormal stories of his childhood friend Marcus Queer
• — Benefits Of Government Cheese: The super exciting new MoviePass service doesn't work. And Sinister sucks. Also Paranormal Activity 2.
• — Do You Work Here: The customer service at chain restaurants is shockingly below expectations
• — Butt Of A Joke: Keith loved The Wild And Wonderful Whites of West Virginia as per Chemda's recommendation
• — Brad Pitt: Maine, Maryland, and Washington are having a vote to legalize gay marriage, contrary to Minnesota's upcoming ban vote
• — Ride Them Out: A Saudi Arabian wedding ended in mass electrocution resulting from celebratory gunfire
• — Conceal The Truth: 3 further Penn State officials have been charged in connection with Jerry Sandusky's rape career
• — No Reason: Keith got a friendly collections letter from Hertz Rent-a-Car. Total owed: $1,827.35
• — Yeah Buddy: Listener Kimberly Ali got a mural-sized L'chaim tattoo. #117