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Hang Out with Me
In which you (human listener) get to (but don't have to) hang out with (that is to say, listen to) comedian Myq Kaplan (pronounced "Mike Kaplan," I know! I agree with the way you feel about it!) as he hangs out with (that is to say, talks to) other humans in ways that are meaningful, fun, both, or neither. (But probably not neither.)

35: Jesse Joyce and Jono Zalay

Hang out with Myq hanging out with Jesse Joyce and Jono Zalay! January 27, 2013

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Show Notes

  • — Staying Up Early: Myq welcomes his guests Jesse Joyce and Jono Zalay to the studio
  • — It's Wheely Gross: Jesse tells a disgusting story about a guy fooling around with a wheelchair and a popped colostomy bag
  • — Getting Pretty Serious: Jono has replaced Jesse's ex-wife and is now fulfilling the role of Jesse's new roommate
  • — Here's Jesse: Jesse tells tales of life on the road as a touring comic and witnessing a crazy person practicing bantering with a wax statue of Johnny Carson
  • — Brain Stuff: Jono has a doctorate degree in neuroscience, but is not using it in his pursuit of a comedy career
  • — Rolling Rock Bottom: Jesse started drinking when he was 21 but has since become sober after blackout drunk driving across 4 states
  • — Drive Sleepy: Myq advises pulling over to nap when one grows tired while driving; Jesse suggests smoking cigarettes and Jono says masturbating works best
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