1955: Empty Vessels

Show Notes

• — Credit Approval: Ophira Eisenberg, whose NPR hosting job is not a sufficient credit for most comedy clubs, is in studio
• — Women’s Intuition: The gang offers some advice to a Yahoo! Answers user
• — Running Of The Bus: Running to catch the train or the bus is the most embarrassing type of running
• — Actors And Facers: James Franco tried to pick up a 17-year-old girl on Instagram, which leads to a discussion about the intoxicating drug of celebrity status
• — Analyze This: 65% of KATG’s audience has inserted things up their butts for sexual pleasure (including noted anal bead expert Ophira); and 86% believe that microwaves are perfectly safe (including noted microwave expert NinjaTurtleSoup)
• — Irish Car Bomb: A Dublin man injured himself with his own car bomb when he forgot to take Daylight Savings Time into account
• — The Games Are Free, And Then They Fuck Ya: King, the publicly-traded company behind Candy Crush, is worth $5 billion because of their game. They have trademarked the word ‘candy’ and are suing games that existed before them with the word ‘candy’ in their title.