2012: Complimentary

Show Notes

• — I’m Sorry, Keith: Ophira Eisenberg, here to give Keith the greatest gift of all while hanging Chemda out to dry, is in studio
• — We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Boat: Keith impressed everyone on the cruise with his NYC lifestyle and unorthodox approach to eating free food
• — Piracy On The High Seas: Keith snuck booze aboard the cruise in a water bottle and used his instincts to avoid being swindled by the boat’s 'complimentary' snacks and shots
• — Global Warming Is Real: Keith’s Alaskan sunburn inspires visceral reactions from everyone who sees it
• — World Cup Denier: Keith chooses not to accept Germany’s World Cup victory
• — #49: Alaska has such restrictive noise laws that the cruise ship couldn’t play any sound over its PA while it was close to shore; Alaska has to mine its own gas, ship it out, and then buy it back because it has no oil refineries; there are cities in Alaska without doctors
• — Small World Domination: Keith’s wife Cathryn is at the World Domination Summit
• — I Wanna Do Adventures: Keith recaps his shore excursions: whale watching and rock climbing
• — R.I.Pitiful: Everybody hates when people memorialize their departed loved ones on Facebook for likes