2041: Benefit of the Doubt

Show Notes

• — State Of The Union: 85% of KATG's listeners think the President of the United States deserves a vacation, and 13.6% think blind people deserve to own guns
• — Cop Out: A former police officer writes in to further explain why cops aim for 'center mass' and not hands or feet when they shoot a live target
• — Guess The Persuasion: Suge Knight was shot multiple times at a party hosted by Chris Brown
• — Queen Of The Weirdos: Chemda was either almost mugged or hit on by an unarmed weirdo; at the DMV, she was bothered by a different, homophobic weirdo; on the train she and Lauren were sketched by a third weirdo
• — Phoning It In: Kim Kardashian and 2 of her sisters texted throughout a moment of silence for Michael Brown at the Video Music Awards
• — Last Person Watching: Keith was not pleased by 2014’s Last Comic Standing nor any Last Comic Standing ever
• — Without You: Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have been separated and living in separate houses since May
• — Whore-der In The Court: In a new lawsuit, V. Stiviano is claiming that she never slept with Donald Sterling because he's gay and she was his beard
• — Dating Stupid: A woman who appeared on the reality show Dating Naked is suing VH1 for $10 million for showing her uncensored asshole and vagina
• — The Penis Collector: A 52-year-old male nurse in Croatia was arrested for stealing penises from the morgue