2064: Heaven Can Wait

Show Notes

• — Amateur: Harry Terjanian, who doesn't know how to spell, is in studio
• — Future Man: Harry and his 'future self' won the 2013 Andy Kaufman Award
• — Indigenous Peoples Day: Seattle is replacing Columbus Day with a celebration of Native Americans
• — But It Won't Cure HIV: 7% of KATG's audience would cut off their own penises and store them inside their assholes to cure AIDS
• — California Awkward Kitchen: Keith and Chemda shout out Michael Keating, the nicest guy in Los Angeles, and Gil, who relentlessly hit on Chemda at lunch
• — The Undead: Geoffrey Holder, best known as the 7-Up pitchman, died
• — If These Walls Could Fuck: Harry still lives and performs with his ex-wife
• — Moving On: Nick Cannon got his giant back tattoo of Mariah Carey's name covered up with a crucifix
• — The Rapist: Stephen Collins, who played the pastor father on 7th Heaven, admitted in a marriage therapy session to molesting an underage girl and exposing himself to 2 others
• — Surprise: The St. Louis County police department's actions against protestors in Ferguson were deemed unconstitutional