2067: Gilmore Girls vs. Football

Show Notes

• — Dream On: Keith had a dream about recording today’s show, and Chemda had a dream that Dave Anthony punched Keith in the face
• — Just Like The Phones On Homeland: Keith broke his iPhone screen again
• — Live From Stars Hollow: Gilmore Girls, a television show that Chemda actually knows, is now streaming on Netflix
• — Happy Rape And Pillage Day: The Internet is not happy about Christopher Columbus Day
• — A Regular Human: In the last few weeks, Amanda Bynes got engaged to a 19-year-old bait shop salesman, has been caught shoplifting twice, threatened to sue every publication printing ‘fake’ quotes from her, accused (before later recanting) her father of emotional and sexual abuse, was tricked into psychiatric ward admittance under the guise of visiting a lawyer to sue her parents, and was once again placed under her parents’ conservatorship
• — F-List Celebrity: Jess Brolin, bother of Josh and son of James, is morbidly obese and eating out of garbage cans
• — It Gets Worse: Katy Perry will most likely be the star of the 2015 Super Bowl halftime show
• — Based On A True Story: The movie Kill the Messenger shows us that the government can get away with anything, and Keith believes Gone Girl is based on the TV movie The Perfect Husband: The Laci Peterson Story
• — There's No Speed Limit In Heaven: A woman was pulled over by a police officer who tried to convert her to Christianity instead of writing her a traffic violation ticket
• — The Beginning Of The End: A nurse treating a man with Ebola contracted the disease herself, despite her full protective gear, and is now the first case of Ebola transmission in America
• — RIP Comedy: A comedy club in Spain is using facial recognition technology to charge by the laugh
• — Sideways Face: A man texted his coworker to let her know that she’d been the subject of his sexual dreams and that he’d masturbated to her about 10 times
• — It’s Cheech And Chong Up In Here: Chemda got a warning from her landlord about the amount of weed smoke coming from her apartment