2069: I'm Tellin' Ya

Show Notes

• — Hitting The Sauce: Chemda still drinks hot sauce straight from the bottle, lest anyone forget
• — Your Ears Don’t Work: Keith and Chemda conclude their argument about Snapchat nude selfies vs. Skype e-sex
• — I'm Gonna Be Sick: Beyoncé's new haircut is disgusting enough to cause mass suicides and make Keith confused about his own gender
• — Misinformation: The United Nations warns that the world has less than 60 days to stop Ebola before it becomes too big to control. A college in Texas is no longer accepting applicants from countries with Ebola outbreaks.
• — Nurse Ratched: A nurse in Italy is accused of poisoning 38 of her patients because they or their relatives were annoying
• — The ITs: A man is being treated for Internet and alcohol addiction, and his doctors say his Google Glass withdrawal symptoms are much harder than detoxing from alcohol
• — 100% Pure Slime: McDonald's is trying to defend its food as being natural and nutritious while admitting that a chemical found in yoga mats is used to keep its bread 'consistent'
• — Holier Than Thou: The Catholic Church, while still not allowing gay marriage, has acknowledged that gay people 'have gifts and qualities,' much to the disgust of many conservative Catholics