2071: Spoiled Brats

Show Notes

• — Druggies: Chemda was sick over the weekend, but she feels better after taking the medicine Lauren made. Part 2 of Justy Dodge's My Name Is Keith is now available.
• — Snoozefest: According to a new study, men need 7.8 hours of sleep a night, while women require 7.6
• — Football Sunday: Keith is confused by sports fans in no rush to see the teams whose jerseys they're wearing and old people sitting alone on stoops not connected to their houses. A top high school football team had its season cancelled after its players hazed underclassmen by putting fingers inside them and making them taste them
• — We Fucked Up: Keith, with Danny's help, spoils something from Gilmore Girls after Chemda makes fun of football. Oh boy…
• — The Talking Dead: The season premiere of The Walking Dead was the most watched cable television episode in history, and Keith has problems with it
• — The Real Batman: Keith was let down by The Judge but loved the movie Dracula Untold
• — Slut-shaming: A pastor who knew he had AIDS and still slept with some of his parishioners was ordered to stay away from his church for 24 years
• — Mountain Don't: A drunk driver is in even more trouble after he tried to bribe the cop who stopped him with a Mountain Dew
• — World's #2 Dad: A couple had their young children taken away after the kids were seen handling and eating human feces