2086: Are We Doing This?

Show Notes

• — How Good Did I Do?: Mehran Khaghani, whose name Keith pronounced perfectly, is in studio
• — Anchor Baby: Mehran's parents gave birth to him in London so they could all get visas to leave Iran, but they returned with him when he was 9 years old
• — Forgayven: Mehran purposefully tried to get himself molested when he was a youngster and co-created his high school's first gay-straight alliance. His parents and older brother beat him up at 15 when they found out he was gay.
• — Drug Enthusiasts: Mehran did (and still does) a lot of drugs and believes they should be legally regulated. New Yorkers in possession of up to 25 grams of weed are now subject only to a fine. An 18-year-old under the influence of coke and molly took an ambulance on a joyride and proceeded to masturbate in the police station. A woman was arrested for crystal meth possession while wearing an I Love Crystal Meth t-shirt.
• — You Talkin’ To Me?: When he first moved to New York, Mehran worked as a waiter in a mob-owned restaurant that was really a money-laundering front, and he almost got into trouble multiple times for talking back to mobsters
• — Beautiful Gibberish: Keith graciously, and not-so-graciously, accepts thanks for being a U.S. veteran
• — I Would Swap Genitals: Keith was interviewed for Mstarz News, and Mehran answers some of the questions Keith was asked
• — Are We Doing This?: Mehran and his tiny, fissured asshole do not have an easy time being on the receiving end of anal sex
• — Dumbest: Keith reads an email from a fan who can't fathom how he could enjoy Dumb and Dumber
• — Jell-O Pudding It In Without Consent: Bill Cosby's social media team's #CosbyMeme effort immediately became a series of rape accusations and jokes
• — How Brave: Keira Knightley posed nude but only under the condition that no part of her picture would be retouched
• — What A Waist: Many clothing retailers' waist sizes are up to 5 inches larger than advertised
• — The Stand: Craig Spencer, NYC's Ebola doctor, has been cured of the disease and 18,000 nurses in California are striking over concerns about Ebola preparedness