2100: I Love Loosies

Show Notes

• — That’s My Sperm: Nore Davis, who has a child he gave birth to, is in studio
• — RT: Keith’s favorite uncle and aunt are either dead or in the hospital, so Keith is using it to his advantage and raking in the Facebook Likes
• — With Or Without Jew: The Edge revealed that Bono rides his bicycle disguised as a Hasidic Jew, which probably had something to do with why he crashed
• — Brokelyn: Brooklyn is the least affordable place in America
• — Police State: Daniel Pantaleo, the cop who killed Eric Garner with an illegal chokehold for selling loose cigarettes, was not indicted in his grand jury trial while the person who filmed the altercation was. After being the subject of his own civil suit, another police officer was filmed slapping and threatening someone who didn’t consent to an illegal search.
• — 23 And Counting: Bill Cosby cancelled 2 of his upcoming shows last minute just as 3 new women have come forward claiming he raped or sexually harassed them
• — Choking Hazard: Aspiring mohels can now practice on their very own Circumcision Training Kit, available on Amazon
• — Spanks For Nothing: The United Kingdom just banned a long list of sex acts from its porn, including spanking, face-sitting, urine play, and female ejaculation