2150: You're Getting Very Horny

Show Notes

• — Risky Business: Kevin Allison, host of the RISK! podcast, is in studio
• — You’re Getting Very Sleepy, Do You Consent?: After giving it a shot to cure his erectile dysfunction and his obsession with Asian boys (and seeing it as an alternate to alcohol and drugs for providing an escape from reality), Kevin is studying the very sensitive art of erotic hypnotism
• — I’m Horny And Insane!: Kevin has incorporated poppers, cock rings, ball stretchers, meth, and sacred Native American corncobs into his sex life
• — Chubby And Bespectacled: A lawyer with a history of degrading women during sex is being sued by his ex-girlfriend for choking her during (and after) their lovemaking sessions
• — Oh, I Want This: Despite all the new evidence it revealed, the LAPD is claiming that The Jinx had nothing to do with their arrest of Robert Durst, who had a latex mask, a fake ID, $42,000, and a loaded gun with him when he was arrested
• — Quirky And Harmless: Kevin knew he was gay and what the word meant ever since he was in kindergarten, so he developed an absurdist sense of humor to distract people from learning about his sexuality
• — Get Rambo Back In There: 3 men who uploaded a picture of a Buddha wearing headphones to promote their bar are now in prison for denigrating Buddhism
• — Salt Of The Earth: Jackie ‘The Joke Man’ Martling calls in to congratulate Keith and The Girl on the Village Voice cover and to share one of his trademark jokes
• — Mourning Wood: A 37-year-old woman was killed in Manhattan after being hit by a piece of plywood that blew away from its construction site
• — Black Coffee: Starbucks employees now have the option to initiate a discussion with customers about race relations in America
• — I Walk The Shit Outta Shit: Keith got his MRI results back and learned that both of his knees have a tear in the meniscus, but also learned about a new treatment procedure that might cure him
• — Better Than Rape Threats: Hannibal Buress has been getting death threats ever since he ignited the Bill Cosby rape discussion
• — Nothing Compares To Nothing Compares To U: Sinead O’Connor is done singing Nothing Compares To U because she isn’t feeling it anymore