2163: Breast in Show

Show Notes

• — One Of Those Sunshiny People: Caitlin Brodnick, very bubbly and very depressed, is in studio
• — I'm Gonna Find Out Her Apartment Number: Keith's wife (but not Keith) got a text from the landlord that the apartment had to be evacuated because of a gas odor. While waiting outside with the rest of the building, one of their neighbors ratted out Keith (who was not present) to Cathryn for burning food some weeks ago.
• — Not-So-Fun Bags: Caitlin got a preemptive double mastectomy, which removed her 32G boobs and nipples, because there was a high chance she'd develop cancer
• — Step 13: Caitlin discusses her ongoing sobriety and what being married to a beer sommelier while avoiding substances is like
• — Marry Manilow: It was revealed that Barry Manilow surprise-married his longtime partner last year, finally coming out of the closet in the process, but they still haven't filed the official paperwork
• — RIP Martin Short: The plastic surgeon who died after being made fun of in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt had a history of depression and killed himself once he saw his portrayal on the show
• — Emotional Hitmen: Scientology president David Miscavige paid 2 private investigators $10,000 a week to spy on his father, an ex-Scientologist. David also directed the detectives not to help his father when they happen to catch him having a heart attack.
• — Hammer Time: When he was a college student, Jon Hamm was arrested along with 7 of his fellow fraternity brothers for abusing a pledge with extreme wedgies, literal pants on fire, and genital torture by way of claw hammer. Jon got off on a plea deal.