2210: Make No Mistake

Show Notes

• — And The Other Girl: The life-affirming Marga Gomez, best known as the sphere from Sphere, is in studio
• — I Used To Have Dreams About You: Marga has been a fan of Keith and The Girl practically since the beginning, because anti-Dane Cook iTunes comments pointed her to the show
• — Bring Me A Fucking Lollipop: Marga talks about her trip to the bank and ways she almost burned down her temporary New York home
• — Pound: Marga has been celibate for 7 years, depending on what your definition of sex is, and wrote a one-person show about it (featuring lots of fisting)
• — We Need Tax Breaks For Single People: Even though gay marriage is now legal in all 50 states, Marga will never get married. The Boy Scouts of America will soon allow gay troop leaders into its organization.
• — Speak Up Or Shut Up: Whoopi Goldberg, Marga’s old friend, is starting to change her tune on Bill Cosby because she didn’t know what a statute of limitations was
• — We Can All Be Redskins Now: A federal judge ordered the cancellation of the Washington Redskins’ trademark, because of how potentially offensive its name could be to Native Americans
• — Turnover: Former NFL star and sports analyst Donovan McNabb was dropped by FOX Sports and NBC Sports after getting drunk and crashing his car
• — Oooooh, Ahhhhh: 2 men killed themselves in separate incidents after launching fireworks off of their chest and head
• — Milkshitter: The notorious boss of the Sinaloa drug cartel boss escaped from prison in Mexico, and now his sights are set on Donald Trump. Many illegal immigrants were found to be working on the construction of Trump's new hotel.
• — You Got Some 'Splainin' To Do: Paula Deen tweeted a picture of her and her son (in brownface) as Lucille Ball and Ricky Ricardo
• — 0 Cents: After being sued for $5 million for illegally posting a sex tape on his website, 50 Cent is now bankrupt
• — It's Really Not Looking Good: Ex-Subway founder and former adult porn rental kingpin Jared Fogle hasn't been arrested but he has been in hiding since the Feds raided his home for child porn. A former friend of Jared's claimed he told her on multiple occasions that 'middle school girls are hot.' Jared's cameo in Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No was cancelled, but Anthony Weiner is still set to appear.
• — What A Mess: Eric Garner's family received $5,900,000 in a settlement, but the cop responsible is not in jail and trying to return to the streets. An NYPD sergeant has been suspended after throwing semen on a female coworker he liked.