2212: Star Wars

Show Notes

• — Blocked: Danny Hatch, who we last officially heard with our good buddy Frank Santopadre, is in studio
• — Don't Do It?: The Brother Love Owwwr! is back from hiatus, and this week Brolo tackles cheating during bachelor parties
• — Baller Status: While his wife Cathryn is away at a Tony Robbins seminar, Keith comes up with a plan (with the help of the Pittsburgh Steelers) for financial freedom. One of the deflated balls Tom Brady used during the 2015 AFC Championship sold at auction for $43,740.
• — Hollyweird: Keith reviews Ant-Man, the nation’s #1 movie, and divulges some information about his upcoming Vine horror movie. Ant-Man star Michael Douglas attributes his success to his big dick.
• — Star Whores: Katie Couric’s marriage counselor Amy Schumer pissed off Disney and Lucasfilm after posing for sexually suggestive pictures with Star Wars characters. Wilco surprise-released its new album, called Star Wars, for free.
• — 917-ASS-PROD: The gang talks about the frustrating time they had at an AT&T store before the show
• — Take No Prisoners: Donald Trump doesn’t believe that John McCain is a war hero because he was captured during Vietnam (where he spent more than 5 years in an internment camp)
• — Bill Me Later: Bill Clinton has a history of using his political influence to bed young women, according to Bill de Blasio’s press secretary, who alleges Bill tried to have sex with her in 1984
• — RIP Ashton Kutcher: A 21-year-old man was found dead in Demi Moore’s swimming pool