2279: Inside Mike Lawrence

Show Notes

• — Yo Adina: Mike Lawrence, not a fan of Star Wars but reasonably excited for Creed, is in studio
• — I Definitely Feel More Jewish Now: Mike recaps his recent trip to Israel
• — Whoreden: A 26-year-old prisoner at Rikers Island seduced 4 female prison guards. Keith suggests hiring more attractive prison guards, but Indonesia’s plan to use crocodiles might work too.
• — What A Boob: A 58-year-old middle school teacher was disciplined but not fired for telling his 7th grade students that their breasts, which he called ‘friends,’ were staring at him and closing their sweaters with paperclips
• — You Ghosted Your Job?: Joe’s Crab Shack is doing away with tipping in favor of raising its servers’ hourly wage. Mike discusses the 10 minutes he spent working at Shake Shack, which also did away with tips.
• — Fagracadabra: Mike discusses his Roast Battle experiences and his thoughts on his comedy career