2318: What's Your Emergency

Show Notes

• — Recount: Congratulations to Super Bowl 50’s true champions
• — Cheddar Bey Biscuits: Beyoncé dropped a surprise song referencing Red Lobster but the Internet was not pleased with Red Lobster’s response
• — Guys Will Be Guys: Peyton Manning sexually assaulted a female personal trainer in college in 1996. His only punishments at the time were extra running and a 2-week ban from the dining hall.
• — Class Act: Johnny ‘Football’ Manziel physically assaulted his girlfriend
• — Super Bullies: The owner of the only copy of Super Bowl I is not allowed to do anything with the tape because the NFL, who only offered $30,000 for it, won’t let him
• — Thanks For The Money: Super Bowl winner Michael Khalili calls in to gloat
• — That Stupid Car Show: Vin Diesel got very emotional while accepting a People’s Choice Award for Furious 7
• — Number 7: Chemda discusses her Creek and the Cave Chili Cook-Off experience and snub
• — I Like Her: 8 years in, Keith finally has an opinion on Michelle Obama
• — Turn Your Head: Hillary Clinton suffered a protracted coughing fit during a recent speech
• — Kickin’ It And Killin’ It: A 5-year-old called a very unhelpful 911 operator to report that his mom and dad had been shot to death. A different man named DeVon who was shot gave an impromptu interview with a bullet still inside his chest.