2368: Netflix and Chili

Show Notes

• — Unsung Hero: Libby Phillips, Keith and The Girl’s publicist, is in studio
• — Hipster Pig: Chemda had a brain glitch and couldn’t remember Katharine Heller’s name the night of Keith’s stand-up taping, and now she's worried Katharine thought she actually forgot it. Jason the Jenga cheater who plays like a woman had a nice time at KATG Weekend and Libby sets the record straight about Chemda’s behavior with the two drugged-out teens.
• — Eye Roll: Keith goes over Libby’s OK Cupid account
• — Poll Dance: 11% of KATG’s audience heard the dead talk to them, 90% have not been or hired an escort, and 81% believe in aliens
• — Cop Out: The campus police officer who pepper-sprayed peaceful UC Davis students who were protesting while sitting down received $38,000 in damages after he was fired. UC Davis spent $175,000 to have the story and iconic picture scrubbed from Internet search engines.
• — Wish Granted: Wendy got Keith a Wishmaster action figure for his birthday, sending Keith down a Wishmaster hole
• — Thanks Deadpool: The next animated Batman movie will be Rated R. James Cameron has announced that we have 4 more Avatar sequels to look forward to.
• — Pander Express: Hillary Clinton always carries hot sauce in her purse, just like Beyoncé. The PAC that supports her campaign spent $35,000,000 on upcoming Internet ads, and $90,000,000 on upcoming TV ads.
• — Nothing Is Montreal: Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau won over the Internet with his articulate answer to a planted audience member’s question about quantum computing