2396: Lemon Zest

Show Notes

• — Oh No He Better Don’t: Sydnee Washington and Marie Faustin, whose hair is real, is in studio
• — Ooooh: Sydnee obviously farted in front of a table she was serving, and they tipped her 35% anyway
• — Basil: Chemda shares her good shrimp recipe
• — #TeamIronMan: Marie got invited to a Black Panther Party meeting last week
• — Open Ass: 32% of Americans aged 18 to 34 still live with their parents
• — At Least She Got Off: Casey Anthony paid her lawyer in sex
• — Dodge Balls: A middle school gym teacher was fired after coercing 2 14-year-old girls to grope him
• — No More Tears: Johnson & Johnson have lost 2 lawsuits and counting for their carcinogenic talcum powder, paying $127,000,000
• — The Plot Thickens: In addition to their claims about drug coercion, former Biggest Loser contestants are saying that boring competitors were forced to eat baking soda so they would get bloated and thus kicked off of the show. Sydnee and Marie discuss their reality show aspirations.
• — $$$$: The gang revisits Marie’s paying for dates ideology. Marie once went out with a married man.
• — Didn't We Almost Have It All: Whitney Houston’s family pulled the plug on her hologram’s appearance on The Voice’s season finale