2431: Go HAM or Go Home

Show Notes

• — Knock Knock: Subhah Agarwal, stand-up comedian and writer for TruTV’s Comedy Knockout, is in studio
• — Shut The Fuck Up: Subhah’s crowd work style is second to none
• — #Vicious: Subhah’s roast battles make her feel terrible, but they get her compliments from her mother
• — I’m Mostly Funny: Subhah discusses her drunk texting, current romantic state, and vivid, often painful dreams
• — Fools Russian: Russia’s state-sponsored doping program has led to calls from multiple countries for Russia to be banned from the Olympics
• — Blind Justice: Bill Cosby, awaiting trial for sexual assault, is blind and friendless.
• — Too Soon, Bitch: A drunk off-duty cop killed a pedestrian in Brooklyn and gruesomely injured multiple others with his car before flashing his badge and trying to flee the scene. His friend wants the world to know he’s ‘a great guy.’
• — Think Outside The Gun: An irate Taco Bell customer shot up the restaurant’s drive-thru window after his order didn’t come with the sour cream he requested
• — Hot Topic: Ice Cube is confused why anyone would ask him to stop performing Fuck tha Police
• — Dusty Sperm: Mick Jagger, 72, just had his 8th child with his 29-year-old girlfriend. The gang discusses other old men having children with their much younger partners.
• — Who You Gonna Tweet?: Leslie Jones quit Twitter after retaliating against hate messages regarding her role in Ghostbusters
• — Game On: Nintendo’s shares have risen more than 120% since Pokémon Go was released on July 6
• — Trump-Rolled: During her speech last night at the Republican National Convention, Melania Trump performed a spot-on cover of Michelle Obama’s DNC speech from 2008. Scott Baio also gave a speech shortly after calling Hillary Clinton a ‘cunt’ via a meme.