2476: The Eagle Has Landed

Show Notes

• — It’s Been Waiting For You: Ali Clayton, a recent Chicago transplant who has already been catcalled in NYC, is in studio
• — Is That Child Abuse?: Ali’s parents enrolled her in child beauty pageants when she was 8 years old
• — The End Of The Party: Under the tutelage of her crackhead cousin, Ali got into pot, ecstasy, her parents’ prescriptions, underage drinking, and sex when she was a teenager. This eventually led to her overdosing in an attempt to kill herself and being sent to rehab at 15.
• — Rugrats: Ali works with autistic youths and adults who can sometimes be physically and sexually aggressive
• — Dyslexia, Dyscalculia, And ADHD: Ali missed sex ed because she was in special education, so she thought her butthole was bleeding when she got her period
• — 1996 Flashback: A team of investigators have concluded that JonBenet Ramsey was killed in a fit of rage by her then-10-year-old brother, which was then covered up by their parents. Chemda almost killed her younger brother when they were kids. Ali’s brother used to tie her up and leave her alone for hours.
• — T Dog: Anthony Weiner knowingly sexted with a 15-year-old girl for months. The girl’s father isn’t pressing charges because she asked him not to. Ali, who was molested when she was 13 but begged her parents not to prosecute, recognizes this as a bad decision.