2481: Sad But True

Show Notes

• — What If I Really Forgot Your Name: May Wilkerson, co-host of Dots and Demons, is in studio
• — 5.5 At Best: Keith reads some YouTube comments from May's last KATG appearance
• — No Pain, No Gain: May was a cutter in high school but hasn’t been drawn to the blade since she was 18 or 19. Back when she was a drinker and cocaine-user, she wanted someone to punch her in the face during sex but could never find a taker.
• — Emotional Goddamn Trauma: Chemda appreciates her thymoma doctors but they have the worst possible bedside manner
• — Changing The World: KATG listener Kara joins the show to discuss her job as Metallica’s production coordinator. The gang discusses Metallica’s recent Webster Hall show and Chemda’s blunt encounter with Morgan Spurlock.
• — Stand By Me: The gang listens to the leaked voicemail an angry Corey Feldman sent to one of his Corey’s Angels after she last-minute cancelled on their Today show appearance
• — Poll Dance: 68% of KATG listeners don’t think Anthony Weiner will go to jail for sexting a 15-year-old girl. Among KATG listeners who enjoy penis sexually, 21% prefer a circumcised penis. 51% think washing your dick after sex reduces your risk of an STD. 14% are hypochondriacs. The audience is perfectly split on dreadlocks, while 55% have no problem saying the word 'retard.'
• — Extra Whip: A man shot up a Starbucks after his credit card was declined
• — No Walking: St. Louis, MO is the most dangerous city in America on a list that also includes former KATG tour stop Kansas City, MO
• — Who?: Liev Schreiber and Naomi Watts broke up
• — Black Mirror: Snapchat has announced wearable glasses that record your memories