2499: Dead or Alive

Show Notes

• — Putting The Guest In Guest Host: Chanel Ali, who just landed her first commercial gig, is in studio
• — Parents Just Don’t Understand: Chemda will not be reaching out to her mom and dad in light of her recent health scare because she’s given them enough chances to accept her and they have not
• — Über Scary: Keith was unsettled to realize how easy it is for car service drivers to rape you
• — Kneel-sen Ratings: 40% of people who stopped watching football stopped because of the National Anthem protests
• — Black Mirror Season 4: Instead of regular tickets, the owners of an Argentinian pro-soccer team want to implant a chip under fans’ skins
• — His Mind It Is A-Changin': Bob Dylan can’t seem to decide whether or not he wants the Nobel Prize for Literature. Even though he’s dead, Kurt Vonnegut doesn’t think Dylan deserves the award (or that Larry Flynt should be alive anymore).
• — Putting The Dead In Dead Or Alive: Pete Burns, best known for his hit You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) and receiving nearly 300 plastic surgeries, has died
• — Eggcellent: The actor from the infamous This Is Your Brain On Drugs commercial just voted for recreational marijuana legalization
• — Kids These Days: 2 toddlers in New Jersey are recovering from their injuries after their father killed himself by jumping from a bridge while holding them. A student beat his high school principal to a pulp after being told to take his headphones off. Keith dresses down his physically aggressive school music teacher.
• — I’m A Christian Woman: Interim DNC chariwoman Donna Brazile did a poor job defending herself during an interview with Megyn Kelly
• — The Art Of The Grope: Jessica Drake is the 11th woman to accuse Donald Trump of sexual assault
• — That’s Sick: Delta has blocked 2 doctors on 2 separate flights from tending to sick passengers because the doctors were black women