2517: He Said, She Said

Show Notes

• — The Lovers: Guest Host Alyssa Limperis is in studio with her boyfriend Luke Mones
• — Want Some Fries?: Keith tried to help Alyssa with her eating disorder before the show using immersion therapy and kind words
• — Boompole Guy: Luke stars in man-on-the-street videos where he interviews people with his trusty boom pole
• — Civic Duty: Luke shows off his Donald Trump impression, much to Alyssa’s chagrin. Yoko Ono sounds off on President Trump.
• — Good Timing: Alyssa and Luke, who have been dating for about a year, started seeing each other shortly before Alyssa’s father died
• — It Must Be Cancer: Luke is a hypochondriac, and it’s up to Alyssa to calm him down
• — When Harry Met Sally: According to a new study, most women make noise during sex to speed up their partners’ climax or encourage their partners, not to signify their own satisfaction. Keith takes us on his own journey of making sounds during intercourse.
• — FetLife Is Next: AdultFriendFinder is the latest ‘dating’ site to be hacked, following in the footsteps of Ashley Madison
• — Boompole Guy Meets His Match: A crazy woman stormed the stage and took the mic from Luke while he was doing stand-up
• — In The Cards: Luke and Alyssa don’t live together and aren’t married, but Luke knows she’s the one (I think)
• — Very Impressive: Luke shows off his impressions of Morgan Freeman, Bernie Sanders, President Barack Obama, John Oliver, and more
• — To Serve: A San Antonio cop fed a homeless man a literal shit sandwich
• — Only In New York: A woman was killed after another woman randomly pushed her in front of a subway train. A woman found a dead rat sewn into the dress she bought at an NYC-based store.