2946: Don’t Die Too Much w/ Matt Bachus

Show Notes

• — Write A Sexy Book: We have Matt Bachus in studio explaining how to write good sexts and send appreciated dick pics
• — Undeserved Confidence: Matt invites women to see him perform comedy as first dates
• — Just Between Friends: Lynn Redden, superintendent of the Onalaska Independent School District, posted a racist remark about Houston Texans quarterback Deshaun Watson that read that we can't rely on black quarterbacks to make good decisions
• — Speaking Of Racism: Lyon Art School, which currently has no black students in attendance, darkened the faces of some students and photoshopped black people altogether in a school flyer. Meanwhile, known racist Chevy Chase made sincere public statements that SNL was only good when he was a cast member.
• — Straight To Netflix: The Horror movie Child’s Play (aka Chucky) is being rebooted. Creator Don Mancini, who wrote all 7(!) movies will not be involved in this new film.
• — You’re On A List: 30-year-old Texan Cody Wilson, who owns a company that sells the blueprint to make untraceable 3D-printed guns, was arrested in Taiwan while he was on the run for having sex with a 16-year-old girl
• — Buying The Dip: Matt shares tips about buying stocks and using our outrage culture to your advantage
• — Slowing Down: Matt has recently decided to lay off psychedelic drugs following some wild drug adventures