2982: Elite Status w/ Danny Vega

Show Notes

• — Yelp Elite: We have Danny Vega in studio explaining his yelping habits and how he is a top tier reviewer
• — Leaves Into A Wreath: Martha Stewart took her first Uber and immediately took to social media to complain about her experience
• — Who Can Save?: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the youngest woman ever elected to Congress, made a public statement saying she can’t afford the rent in Washington D.C. until her upcoming pay kicks in
• — Buzzkill: The White House Correspondents' Dinner will have historian Ron Chernow speaking in lieu of a comedian, making it the first time there has never been a comic on stage
• — Fun!: Blackface defender Megyn Kelly went to the Comedy Cellar to celebrate her birthday. Her nemesis Michelle Wolf was a performer.
• — Sorry, Feminists: Reductress came out with a hilarious spoof on an article that was trying to prove that men are better at Scrabble than women
• — Yell Reviews: Keith finds major problems with the ridiculous inaccuracies in the movie Bohemian Rhapsody
• — What Was She Wearing?: Texan Kimberly Santleben-Stiteler, 43, celebrated her divorce with a party that ended in her blowing up her wedding dress. Andrea, who made Chemda’s wedding dress, comes on mic to make plans to destroy it.