Show Notes

• — A Whole New World: Costaki Economopoulos and Caroline Rhea have been broken up for over a year but didn't tell anyone
• — On Purpose: They deliberately had a kid together and feel embarrassed about breaking up soon afterward
• — Catch: Costaki has no idea what he's doing now that he's dating again
• — New Industry: Ashton Kutcher's sideline ho is trying to sell their story
• — Coming Out Now: Chris Brown is rumored to be gay, specifically a bottom
• — Solidarity Forever: Occupy Wall Street doesn't say what they want or when they want it
• — Creep: And Radiohead won't be there despite the website's claims
• — Zone Out: Legalese is designed to keep people from understanding what it's talking about
• — Oh Swells: Arnold Schwarzenegger had no plans to run for governor until he announced it as a joke on Leno
• — Hall Of Fame: Dan Hampton, formerly of the Chicago Bears, isn't a fan of Obama and elected against going to the White House
• — Loyalty: A Kentucky man beat his Alcoholics Anonymous sponsor to death with a baseball bat and table leg
• — Fuckin' Buckeyes: A 38-year-old Ohio man reports that someone broke into his house while he was masturbating and filmed him at gunpoint and killed his dog with mushrooms
• — Oh Shoot: A Swedish cop accidentally left her gun in an IKEA bathroom
• — Pick Your Battles: Costaki regrets trying to win so many arguments with Caroline