Michael Carrino

Show Notes

• Your Chests Are Lit Up: I was right there and recorded it when Chemda discovered Brother Love was Larry the Bagel guy
• Five Times Bitch: Damn it, I hurt my cunting finger! I can't open this cunting backpack!
• They Called Child Services: So it's not really a bitch/cunt conversation from morning to night?
• Blazing Saddles: Every other word is a curse or racial slur, is your 4-year-old daughter even enjoying this movie?
• Your Parenting Style: Kids can shoot rifles and kill animals, but not know the correct bitch-to-cunt ratio?!
• Reassurance: It's beautiful when you see a model that has no self-esteem. Score!
• Brumksi In Court: Your daughter was watching porno videos and was forced to act out a scene
• Should We Forgive Eric: 52% say yes, forgive Eric for being an excitable fat fuck
• Black Friday: You can buy shit that you don't want for cheap online without the hassle of being trampled on
• Rediscovering: U2 realized their pop was shitty and so they started being less shitty again
• Pulling A Janet: ABC doesn't allow Adam Lambert to perform, apparently simulating blow jobs is not for kids
• Ear Ache: He put a hose and a vacuum cleaner to his ear. Problem solved.