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2458: Cruisin’

with Erin Jackson — Big eyes; Chemda's Cancer Kit; performing on a cruise ship; fake sport fans; poor vision; black universities; states that are nice to women; man stabs interracial couple; woman puts live baby in refrigerator; Keith's Nazi tattoo idea; a fellatio cafe; no-Pokémon Go for kid touchers; woman can't drown herself August 26, 2016

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Show Notes

  • — You'll Love Her, I Promise: Erin Jackson, a great stand-up comedian, is in studio
  • — Passionate Eyes: Erin has giant, very expressive eyeballs and she can’t help it if people misinterpret her
  • — Dopey Sick Pot: Hennessy gave Chemda a cancer kit featuring disinfectant spray and weed pills. Erin has never smoked pot but she really wants to.
  • — I’m On A Boat: Erin just returned from a monthlong cruise where she performed stand-up
  • — Dad Jokes: Erin’s parents did not encourage her to do stand-up (or to be born a woman), but her dad is coming around
  • — The Downs: Erin is a big sports fan and wanted to be a sportscaster before she realized what female sportscasters have to go through. Keith and Erin discuss fake sport fans.
  • — -12: Erin and Keith bond over their very poor vision
  • — Black Math: Erin discusses her experience at Howard University, an historically black university
  • — Surf's Up For All Genders: Hawaii tops the list of the best states for women. You can imagine what the worst ones are.
  • — That’s Too Much, Man: A white supremacist stabbed a random couple because they were interracial. A woman killed her baby after putting it in the fridge for 3 hours.
  • — Raping Kids Is Fun: Keith introduces his latest, greatest idea: free tattoos for Nazis
  • — Extra Cream: A cafe where patrons can order coffee and blowjobs has been proposed for London after being green-lit in Geneva
  • — Fighting The Good Fight: The New York Civil Liberties Union is protesting the ban on Pokémon Go for sex offenders
  • — Cry Me A River: A very determined suicidal woman had to be rescued from the water in which she tried to drown herself 3 times in a row

Guests

Erin JacksonErin Jackson

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Erin Jackson
Erin Jackson
Schwarzenegger on Mars
Schwarzenegger on Mars

Michael Vick
Michael Vick
Erin Andrews
Erin Andrews
Howard University
Howard University
Daniel Rowe, the man who stabbed an interracial couple
Daniel Rowe, the man who stabbed an interracial couple
Angela Blackwell the mom who killed her baby by putting it in a refrigerator
Angela Blackwell the mom who killed her baby by putting it in a refrigerator

2457: Body of Work

Biopsy preparations; bagpipe murders; nude Donald Trump statues; Leslie Jones’s nudes and personal info hacked; Courtney Cox regrets plastic surgery and David Schwimmer regrets fame; Usain Bolt cheats on fiancée at Olympics; the privilege of high school athletes; Nazi reenactor proposes in full uniform; man wears bug-infested shirt to wedding; Ryan Lochte lies about bed bugs; pizza sending prankster no longer allowed to order pizza; a rapist must call police 24 hours before any sex; woman drives over man to leave party; man runs from 4-year-old daughter during a drive-by; Barbra Streisand complains to Apple how Siri pronounces her name August 25, 2016

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Show Notes

  • — For Now: Keith and Chemda are in studio
  • — Good Bye Chemda: Chemda discusses the preparations for her biopsy and puts out a call for babies in her arms
  • — In The Bag: 80% of KATG’s audience would rather shit in a bag than a diaper, just like Keith
  • — Rest In Pipe: A man was killed by the bacteria in his bagpipes
  • — Unpermitted Erections: An activist collective set up nude statues of Donald Trump in multiple cities
  • — Saturday Night Lame: Hackers posted Leslie Jones’s private nude pictures and ID photos on her website
  • — The One Where The Gellers Are Terrible: Courteney Cox regrets getting plastic surgery. David Schwimmer regrets how famous Friends made him.
  • — Pulling A Fast One: Usain Bolt was photographed celebrating his Olympic medals with 3 different women in one night, despite his fiancée back home in Jamaica
  • — Brock Turner Overdrive: A judge let an 18-year-old rapist off light so his college career and future wouldn’t be ruined
  • — Mazel Tov: A World War II reenactor proposed to his girlfriend while dressed as a Nazi
  • — Bugging Out: A man is suing Men’s Wearhouse for, among other things, loss of sex after the shirt he rented for his wedding came infested with bugs. Ryan Lochte lied about bedbugs in 2012 to get moved to a hotel closer to clubs.
  • — Shitty People: A Florida man is no longer allowed to order pizza after pranking various pizzerias multiple times. A man in a van screamed in Chemda’s face in an attempt to startle her and make her fall off of her bike.
  • — Tally Ho: A British sex fiend must clear all potential sexcapades with the police 24 hours in advance
  • — Party Foul: A man lied down in front of his friend’s car to try to keep her from leaving a party. She decided to leave anyway and ran over him. He died.
  • — Father Of The Year: A man abandoned his 4-year-old daughter and left her to fend for himself during a drive-by shooting
  • — White People Problems: Barbra Streisand called Apple CEO Tim Cook to complain because Siri mispronounces her name

Pictures

Chemda's new profile pic
Chemda's new profile pic
Hennessy's cancer book
Hennessy's cancer book
The naked Donald Trump statue
The naked Donald Trump statue

Leslie Jones
Leslie Jones
Courteney Cox
Courteney Cox
David Schwimmer
David Schwimmer
Usain Bolt
Usain Bolt
Usain's fiancée Kasi Bennett
Usain's fiancée Kasi Bennett
Not Usain's fiancée
Not Usain's fiancée
Not Usain's fiancée
Not Usain's fiancée
Not Usain's fiancée
Not Usain's fiancée
18-year-old rapist David Becker
18-year-old rapist David Becker
Tom Sweet and his new fiancée Marcela Montoya
Tom Sweet and his new fiancée Marcela Montoya

Ryan Lochte
Ryan Lochte
Randy Riddle, the man who's not allowed to order pizza anymore
Randy Riddle, the man who's not allowed to order pizza anymore
Barbra Streisand
Barbra Streisand

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