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2793: The Situation

with Asterios Kokkinos and Jay Nog — Drunk guests, anniversaries, and newborns; Jets Robby Anderson tells cop he’ll nut in cop’s wife’s eye; Jersey Shore’s The Situation busted for tax fraud; Texas Flip N Move’s host Toni Snow a racist; President Trump’s cognitive and physical tests; Stormy Daniels tells all about sex with Trump; #metoo humor and an app to help with sexual consent; the horrific abuse of the saved 13 California children; Keith is 43% fluent in Spanish; comedian Maddox sues Asterios for $380 million; working with a pedophile January 21, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — One Drunk Minimum: Asterios Kokkinos and Jay Nog are in studio. One of them is drunk.
  • — It’s Saturday Night!: Asterios is celebrating his 1 year anniversary with his much younger girlfriend
  • — Child Abuse: Jay just had a son, and he is raising him as a Jets fan and damning him to a future of disappointment
  • — The Poor Hamptons: Asterios recounts his childhood
  • — Nut In Her Eye: Jets wide receiver Robby Anderson was arrested in Florida for driving over twice the speed limit. During his arrest, he threatened that when he got out of the arrest he was going to find the officer’s wife, fuck her, and “nut in her eye.”
  • — We Have A Situation: Michael ‘The Situation' Sorrentino from The Jersey Shore faces up to 5 years in prison for tax evasion
  • — Slip Of The Tongue: Toni Snow, host of the reality TV show Texas Flip N Move, asked a buyer on TV if they were going to “Jew them down.” The network left the comment in and aired the show.
  • — I Walk, I This, I That: Dr. Ronny, the White House physician, claimed the president's mental and physical fitness tests came out outstandingly
  • — Oh There’s Piss Video: Embarrassing stories of Donald Trump’s past intermarital affair with porn star Stormy Daniels have surfaced, including an instance where Trump asked Daniels to spank him with a rolled up Forbes magazine that had him and his family on the cover
  • — Azizing: The gang reviews one of Jay’s more controversial tweets about #metoo, and they discuss reflecting back on sexual experiences
  • — Legal Fling: An app is being created that sets up a document that sexual partners can sign before they hook up that explains what a partner is and isn’t into
  • — Not The Van Trapps: Revolting details have surfaced about the living conditions of the 13 children of Louisa and David Turpin
  • — Nugg MD: Asterios has received complaints from his neighbors for smoking pot in his apartment
  • — Haven’t Gotten To Numbers Yet: Keith has reached 43% fluency in Spanish according to his app
  • — Legal Fees: Ex-colleague and internet comedian Maddox is suing Asterios for $380,000,000 over damaging his reputation
  • — Red Flag: A listener shares an experience with a pedophile who also recommended the movie Secretary to them

Pictures

Asterios Kokkinos
Asterios Kokkinos
Jay Nog
Jay Nog
Robby "nut in her eye" Anderson
Robby "nut in her eye" Anderson
Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino
Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino
 Toni (right) and Donna Snow (left), co-hosts of Texas Flip N Move
Toni (right) and Donna Snow (left), co-hosts of Texas Flip N Move
Dr. Ronny
Dr. Ronny
The Donald and porn star Stormy Daniels
The Donald and porn star Stormy Daniels
The magazine that Donald liked to get spanked with
The magazine that Donald liked to get spanked with
The Donald being a great guy
The Donald being a great guy
Aziz Ansari
Aziz Ansari
Legal fling, the consent app
Legal fling, the consent app
Louisa and David Turpin
Louisa and David Turpin
Maddox
Maddox
Jay's new album
Jay's new album

2792: Basic Instinct

with J.P. McDade — Your score; being tall; lunatic parents of 13 children; Kevin Spacey’s racist personality on House of Cards; Sharon Stone was tricked to show her vagina in Basic Instinct; The Room’s Tommy Wiseau’s past; James Franco’s sexual assault allegations; Army vet sewn up with scalpel left inside; Chemda’s dating app January 18, 2018

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Show Notes

  • — Ten Is Sacred: A fan tweeted at a past guest to rate them out of ten. J.P. McDade is in studio ready for his turn
  • — Big People, Small World: Keith and J.P. discuss the trials and tribulations of being tall men in a world built for short people
  • — Look Into Men With Bangs: Lunatic parents David Allen and Louise Anna Turpin have been arrested for keeping their 13 children malnourished and physically abused, some of them shackled to furniture
  • — I’m Playing A Republican!: It has been reported that Kevin Spacey freely used the n-word on set while filming House of Cards. He also refused shake black people’s hands.
  • — We’ll Put The Bush In In Post: Sharon Stone has come out publicly to discuss the barrage of sexual assaults she has experienced in her career, including having her private parts exposed and screened on the movie Basic Instinct without her consent
  • — Power Hungry Psychos: The gang discusses The Room’s Tommy Wiseau’s back story and his ties to organized crime while J.P. gives us his spot-on Wiseau impression. The gang discusses James Franco’s current sexual assault allegations
  • — Yeah, I’d Forget A Scalpel!: Army vet Glenford Turner is suing a hospital over a scalpel that was left inside his body after a 2013 surgery at a Veterans Affairs hospital in West Haven, CT
  • — Drag: J.P. is casually dating somebody within the comedy community but likes to keep his personal life hush hush. Chemda pitches her new dating app idea where people go on first dates and they bring their friends

Guests

J.P. McDadeJ.P. McDade

Pictures

David Allen and Louise Anna Turpin
David Allen and Louise Anna Turpin
David Allen and Louise Anna Turpin and their 13 children
David Allen and Louise Anna Turpin and their 13 children
Kevin Spacey, n-word sayer and kid toucher
Kevin Spacey, n-word sayer and kid toucher
Sharon Stone non-consenually showing her vagina to the world
Sharon Stone non-consenually showing her vagina to the world
Tommy Wiseau
Tommy Wiseau
James Franco
James Franco
Tonya Harding
Tonya Harding
Glenford Turner
Glenford Turner
Glenford Turner and his scalpel
Glenford Turner and his scalpel

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