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2021: Collective Consciousness

Tony Dungy wouldn’t have drafted Michael Sam; addressing jokes and comments directed at straight white men; a dildo is left inside a woman for 10 years; Lucy; bike thievery in NYC; high school and its teachers July 28, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — The Week Begins: Keith and Chemda are in studio to start the one-and-a-half month countdown to real football
  • — Honest Answer: Former Colts coach and current commentator Tony Dungy wouldn’t draft Michael Sam, the first openly gay football player
  • — Privilege: KATG discusses the jokes and comments that are used to attack straight white men
  • — Heaven C-Aunt Wait: Keith asked for Retweets and Likes to move his dead aunt up a few places in line to get to heaven
  • — That Sucks: 6.5% of KATG’s listeners believe ‘it’s their religion, and it’s their right’ when it comes to mohels using their mouths to circumcise babies
  • — No Man Can Last That Long: A woman left a 5-inch dildo in her vagina for 10 years
  • — Loose Logic: Keith reviews the Scarlett Johansson movie Lucy
  • — Shiti Bike: Someone stole Lauren’s bike wheel the day he and Chemda were planning to go on a romantic bike date
  • — Mr. And Mrs. Blank: Keith gets nostalgic about his old school and its teachers

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Ray Rice and his unconscious wife, deeply regretting the role she played in the incident
Ray Rice and his unconscious wife, deeply regretting the role she played in the incident

Michael Sam
Michael Sam
Tony Dungy and Michael Vick
Tony Dungy and Michael Vick
One of Michael Vick's dogs
One of Michael Vick's dogs
Bars freaking out over no futbol or football
Bars freaking out over no futbol or football


A mohel behaving in a completely appropriate manner to 6.5% of KATG's listeners
A mohel behaving in a completely appropriate manner to 6.5% of KATG's listeners
Cathryn's Batman poster and inspired cake
Cathryn's Batman poster and inspired cake
Keith's floating desk
Keith's floating desk

Nirvana in 1991
Nirvana in 1991
Indonesian president/Barack Obama look-alike Joko Widodo
Indonesian president/Barack Obama look-alike Joko Widodo
The insides of the woman who left a sex toy in her vagina for 10 years
The insides of the woman who left a sex toy in her vagina for 10 years




Lauren's bike without its stolen tire
Lauren's bike without its stolen tire
Cathryn and Keith work on solutions to the bike-thievery epidemic
Cathryn and Keith work on solutions to the bike-thievery epidemic

2020: Pretty Pretty

With Carmen Lynch and Liz Miele – 50 Shades of Grey is a movie; Keith’s aunt dies; Bigfoot isn’t real; USPS; sexual harassment and Chemda witnesses a man punch, kick, and choke a woman; Insane Clown Posse is sued for sexual harassment; NFL’s Justin Black’s suspension continues and Ray Rice misses 2 games for beating his wife; 16 babies in NYC have herpes because of Jewish circumcisions; “Weird Al” Yankovic reaches #1 on Billboard July 25, 2014

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Show Notes

  • — Royals: Carmen Lynch and Liz Miele, both queens of the castle, are in studio
  • — Cover Up: Liz and Carmen are clueless about the mom-porn novel/upcoming film 50 Shades of Grey, right down to not knowing what the book cover looks like
  • — It Sounds Like You Cared A Lot: Keith’s aunt, who might be his godmother, died, and now he doesn’t know who’s left or how to ask his family that; Liz just became her nephew’s godmother
  • — Duh?: Scientists have finally broken their legendary silence and confirmed that there is no such thing as Bigfoot
  • — The System Works: Keith started his day in a great mood because he went to pick up a package from the Post Office and it was actually there
  • — Acrobat-caller: Keith saw a subway acrobat sexually harass a woman on the train and asks Liz and Carmen how they deal with creeps in public; Chemda talks about witnessing domestic abuse on the street in her neighborhood
  • — If The Glass Dildo Fits: Kid Rock’s glass dildo is being subpoenaed in a sexual harassment lawsuit against a member of Insane Clown Posse
  • — Sacked: Jacksonville Jaguars wide receiver Justin Blackmon has been suspended from the NFL for a DUI charge and having 2 blunts in his car but his punishment is far less severe than Baltimore Ravens’ Ray Rice, who will miss 2 games for beating his wife unconscious
  • — This Is A Tweet: Chemda met somebody who had 4 different Foo Fighters tattoos but was too shy to tweet at Foo Fighters to tell them
  • — Slurp: 2 more infants in NYC, for a total 16 in NYC alone, have contracted herpes as a result of rabbis sucking the blood from their freshly circumcised penises
  • — Alapalooza: ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic’s latest album is the first #1 comedy album in 50 years

Pictures

Liz Miele and Carmen Lynch
Liz Miele and Carmen Lynch




Bigfoot
Bigfoot

The domestic abuser Chemda encountered
The domestic abuser Chemda encountered
Hunter S. Thompson
Hunter S. Thompson
Kid Rock
Kid Rock
Insane Clown Posse
Insane Clown Posse
Dirty Dan, the defendant in the sexual harrassment lawsuit
Dirty Dan, the defendant in the sexual harrassment lawsuit
Andrea Pellegrini, the prosecutor in the sexual harassment lawsuit
Andrea Pellegrini, the prosecutor in the sexual harassment lawsuit
Justin Blackmon
Justin Blackmon
Ray Rice
Ray Rice
Ray Rice dragging his unconscious wife
Ray Rice dragging his unconscious wife
Foo Fighters
Foo Fighters
A mohel circumcising his new boyfriend
A mohel circumcising his new boyfriend
"Weird Al" Yankovic
"Weird Al" Yankovic
Coolio
Coolio
James Blunt
James Blunt
Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga
Robin Thicke
Robin Thicke
Paula Patton
Paula Patton


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