Quote:
Originally Posted by starscream
When I was 19 with a fever of 104, I proposed to my girlfriend in the car. ...
|
When I was 19 and had a fever of "dumb bitch told me I couldn't get into her pants because her love was for God"... I totally proved her wrong. Took 38 hours. Now I'm divorced, have 2 kids, am fighting for custody because she abuses them, and have a healthy respect for the reality check that must be made before trying to get laid.
...Alas sometimes the penis still outvotes the brain. *sigh*