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My Mum bought my wife new pajamas last week for her birthday. Eeyore is on the front and it's all very cute. But the design is made of fucking glitter. I woke up the next day with glitter all over my body and it's everywhere in the bed.
I don't need to write Keith and Chemda a letter asking what to do.
I know what I must do.
Burn the pajamas and then the bed, it's the only way to be sure that it's all gone. It's like a parasite and as I type this I see a speck of it on my hand - this is the end...
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