[ryanknapper]

RE: Teaching kids politeness
I have always demanded that my two kids be polite and generous while sharing games, at the park, etc. It makes me proud of them and incredibly disappointed in others when I see them standing to the side of some activity in which they want to participate, but can't because all of the other kids are pushing and shoving their way toward whatever the goal is without any regard of fairness or courtesy. It is almost like before they went out there their parents whispered to them, "If you aren't a winner you're a loser and losers have a beating waiting for them at home."
Sometimes I think I've taught my children they the world is full of assholes and they'll never get anything fun because they aren't good enough to kick an eight-year-old in the teeth.

RE: Head
paul_r is right. Don't do the crime if you can't kiss the slime. Besides, just how many penis particles or cum residue could possibly remain afterward?