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this one has to be fake..




Pissed off girl that won my <3 - m4w - 41
Date: 2007-12-16, 9:39PM EST


Hi. I was a little bit drunk that one night when I came into the Dunkin Donuts on Woodward in Ferndale and ordered 13 eclaires. You told me I was drunk and asked me politely to leave; I called you fat and then asked you to have sex with me.

You told me "no way in hell" (or something like that, i was fairly inebriated at the time) so i threw up on you, and you threatened to call the police and then I peed my pants.

Anyway my friends dragged me out of there. I was just wondering if you wanted to go out sometime, other than the fat thing I think you were pretty cute but I can't remember (i was pretty drunk). I'm pretty desperate though, and I'm fairly confident you're single too...I mean, come on.


Thanks!

- Joe