another weird one... thinkin it's gotta be fake, but funny.
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Here is one for you guys in highland park wfm section
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pers-514158133@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-19, 11:41AM EST
Are You fucking crazy bitch?
Hi there cowboys. I'm 672 pounds and give big a whollllllle new definition. Speaking of holes, I want some lovin'.
I haven't left my bed in about 9 mos, but I wouldn't mind sharing it. i get hosed off once a week by my nephew Curtis, who's blind in one eye and has a gangrenous leg.
I'm hooked up to a respirator but that wont get in the way of our love. I'm a chainsmoker, with a trachaeotomy, but thats not a big deal if you put duct tape over it, you wont even notice. Also i have hemophilia so it might get bloody. Bloody amazing! Do I sound British? I'm part British. Well my syphilis is from Britain. Never doing a mail order husband again. Although I don't think he was actually from Britain, he may have been from Iran. Well all I know is HE ran away. Iran, he ran, get it?
Well if you don't get it, or get any, hit me up. You can actually hit me in a kinky way as long as you don't bruise; i could hemhorrage.