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Originally Posted by ElleJ
Reply to: pers-502439131@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-08, 12:39AM EST
I saw you smoking a crack pipe in the wal mart parking lot, you are a beautiful ebony sweetheart, I am a tall white man..
You were with a few kids, I was with my wife.
Let me know if you felt the connection
I was wearing a white tuxedo with a red rose

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This reads like a Mad Lib! Amazing!
Butt Kapinski: The Clown of my Dreams - m4w - 31 (East Village)
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Reply to:
pers-515716146@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-20, 9:43PM EST
I saw you perform at the Downtown Clown Revue last month and you kicked my hearts ass.
I've been to quite a few clown revues and I've never seen you there before, and I've never seen someone affect me as much as you did. Brains, Beauty, figurative Balls, you've got it all.
The program offered me no hint as to who you are, and the friends I was with have no idea who you are. A perfect mystery.
Find me. Let me take you out to dinner.
A fan.