You have bedbugs, I have DDT - m4w - 27
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Date: 2007-12-24, 11:15AM EST
What better way for a man to prove his love for a woman than for him to declare his willingness to sleep in her bedbug-infested bed? But as I was trying to tell you the other night but could not because of the damn hipster karaoke going on in the background, I can do more for you than sacrifice myself to New York's parasites; I can prevail over them. I'm a man with connections like no other, and in me, you have found a champion who can defeat these parasites both in the bedroom and in the boardroom.