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Originally Posted by jesikat
this one has to be fake..
Pissed off girl that won my <3 - m4w - 41
Date: 2007-12-16, 9:39PM EST
Hi. I was a little bit drunk that one night when I came into the Dunkin Donuts on Woodward in Ferndale and ordered 13 eclaires. You told me I was drunk and asked me politely to leave; I called you fat and then asked you to have sex with me.
You told me "no way in hell" (or something like that, i was fairly inebriated at the time) so i threw up on you, and you threatened to call the police and then I peed my pants.
Anyway my friends dragged me out of there. I was just wondering if you wanted to go out sometime, other than the fat thing I think you were pretty cute but I can't remember (i was pretty drunk). I'm pretty desperate though, and I'm fairly confident you're single too...I mean, come on.
Thanks!
- Joe
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Hey, I know that Dunkin' Donuts. (in his defense, she is a little chubby)