I had paused the show to type a rant about noses, But i had to erase it after your tribute to my parenting skills. For my defense, the baby was born at 7:30 am PDT, and I sent out an announcement at 1:45 PM. But Yes i am on here way to much.

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Chicks do NOT want to know what we really talk about. We are all trying to one up each other with storeis. just like the Aristocrat joke. - (I hope you entered th contest) The stories about the ugliest girl we slept with, the nastiest sex we did, toe suckers
The faces of Death movie I saw was not that great. Some guy getting shot in a shootout, and some explosion with missing limbs.
I like how you compared the Discovery Channel (Smart) to MTV (Dumb).
I am a Gun owner, I eat Human Flesh, And I vote...
I remember catching my parents during a nooner. They even pushed the dresser in front of the door, but i went in the door through the bathroom, Some images are hard to get out of your head.
Thanks for the hint. I am going to remove all reading material from our guest bathroom. Maybe it will keep people from taking a big shit in my bathroom.
Without your cursing, we would not have the Work "Fuctard" I agree with keith, there is NO difference in words, you are getting the same point across.
Good show, (even without you mentioning me) Your #2 Fan.